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zenzaworldcarver.bsky.social
Zenza
@zenzaworldcarver.bsky.social
He/him. Former classicist. Order gremlin QA tester. Wrangler of the dopiest good boy in the world. Monster Hunter, FFXIV, LARP, kung fu.
I got him a dinosaur that’s rated “tough”
May 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
May 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey.
April 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
10 Monsters I'd like to see in MH Wilds, Day 10: Goss Harag

A cool and cold encounter, Goss Harag was an unconventional bully to fight in MH Rise. A mixture of a bear and a yeti, with a Noh-like grimace and paws that could shroud themselves in (breakable!) ice weapons. Every hunt was an infight!
February 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
10 Monsters I'd like to see in MH Wilds, Day 9: Namielle

We saw a lot of fire in the endgame of MH Rise, so I miss the deep-sea-inspired elder dragon! It's especially rare to see multiple elements in one dragon, pushing me around with water and shocking me with lightning. Requires real prep!
February 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
10 Monsters I'd like to see in MH Wilds, Day 8: Furious Rajang

The monkey with the most (he had a tail! so he's not an ape!) who is forever burned into my mind when he seized my friend in his hand and screamed lightning into his face. Tough hide, small weaknesses, high agility, sick armor.
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
10 Monsters I'd love to see in MH Wilds, Day 7: Glavenus

Like a T. rex with sharp scales and a tail with a superheated blade that would dwarf any greatsword, Glavenus is always a hunt to take seriously. Its features have a certain charm, like a 6-year-old imagined it in a playground argument.
February 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
10+1 Monsters I'd like to see in MH Wilds, Day 6.5: Khezu

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February 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Oh yeah, DEFINITELY delegate management decisions to the glorified search engine that tells me microscopic bees help operate a computer and conjoins unrelated words into a nonsense phrase because they're adjacent in two distinct text columns. AI as used by tech plutocrats is a cancer.
February 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
See? Mega-cozy coat. I guess doubly so for women, whose skirt and socks generated so much heat that they could leave their thighs bare.
February 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
10 Monsters I'd love to see in MH Wilds, Day 6: Banbaro

A rare monster that doesn't have the touch of animosity in its design, Banbaro is a towering saurian elk that's just majestic to behold. A vivid intro to the cold climes of MHW: Iceborne. I respect it -- but also I want its fur as a coat.
February 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
10 Monsters I'd love to see in MH Wilds, Day 5: Nergigante

The flagship of MH World, Nergigante is notable for being an elder dragon without a gimmick. He's just an aggressive bully, and you can either hit-and-run, or stand your ground and be a bigger bully. Mastery = "fuck it, we brawl".
February 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
10 Monsters I'd love to see in MH Wilds, Day 4: Deviljho

The Godzilla pickle, stomping his way through any and every ecosystem! Not an elder dragon, but fully capable of throwing down with one. Between his awful jaws and his powerful tail is one tiny weak spot, and it's a worthy challenge to hit.
February 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
10 Monsters I'd love to see in MH Wilds, Day 3: Kirin

The lightning unicorn! Thanks to its speed, relatively small size, surprisingly tough hide, and devastating attacks, I *hated* fighting Kirin in MHW. But I kind of missed them in Rise because they had been such an educational challenge!
February 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
10 Monsters I'd love to see in MH Wilds, Day 2: Tetranadon

A massive turtle-platypus creature with sumo moves, Tetranadon was a delight to encounter in MH Rise. It telegraphed its attacks heavily, but despite being low-ranked those moves packed the wallop of its weight. Really fun to outmaneuver.
February 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Day 1: Vaal Hazak

The elder dragon that exudes a zombifying effluvium and wears the skin and bones of bigger dragons like a macabre suit of armor. Immaculate vibes. Lumbering, avoidable attacks, but the environment itself became your enemy. Super fun to fight in World, and his armor was sick.
February 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The boy returns to your feed
February 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thank you for doing this! I started a fundraiser last week for Trans Lifeline, playing Wolfenstein 2, and donated to it to start. Here's my receipt! Do you mind if I repost this giveaway when I post my stream info later? Still trying to hit my goal.
February 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Back at Wolfenstein 2 tonight at 6:30pm EST after a weekend break! Gonna rip and tear our way through New Orleans and raise more funds for Trans Lifeline. Join me! give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/6...
February 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We’re back on at 6:30pm EST! We’re past the courthouse, which stumped me for hours on my first playthrough, so it should be smooth anti-fascist sailing from here. give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/6...
January 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm raising money for Trans Lifeline by streaming Wolfenstein 2 on Twitch, starting tonight 1/29 at 7pm EST! Watch me kill Nazis and support extremely vulnerable members of our community. Link is here: give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/6...
Paulie tax to catch your eye; he'll also be on video.
January 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Portrait of a Rebel Against the Slow Progress of Time (it’s not dinner yet)
January 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
At least he’s having fun, the lush.
January 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pout
He’s not upset or anything, he just needed his mid-morning nap.
January 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Boy on duty
January 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM