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Making the simply ridiculous absolutely ludicrous
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social @maatlock.bsky.social

We have a thing we're looking for, Tilly, maybe you can help.
September 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social how’s bg3 treating you
May 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Being a dog in the world today takes everything you got 🎶
Barking and growling at all your worries doesn't do jack squat
Wouldn't it be nice to get a way?
Somtimes you want to go
Where nobody calls your name
And the food aint all the same
May 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today’s firewall requests must be back from the future.
April 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Today’s firewall requests must save the cheerleader and save the world.
April 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Today’s firewall requests must be sent from where everybody knows your name.
April 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Todays firewall requests must be high speed, low drag
April 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Todays firewall requests must go na na na nananana nananana
April 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Todays firewall requests must be peaches and cream
April 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Todays firewall requests were recommended by several online firewall companies, so we'd like to offer a remote approval.
April 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Todays firewall requests must be internally consistent
April 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Also, paxlovid rebound is defintely a thing. Covid has returned, thankfully it's more like a cold now, but my nose wont stop running.
April 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ugh, obscene payment made to the IRS, but I can now forget about them for the year.
April 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Todays firewall requests must include an assortment of jelly beans
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Todays firewall requests must get back in bed and go back to sleep
April 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Todays firewall requests must grease the wheels
April 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Todays firewall requests must be a rat in a cage despite all their rage
April 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Todays firewall requests must go chick-chicky-boom,
chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom
April 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Todays firewall requests must make it a three day weekend
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Had a work trip at the beginning of the week, got souvenir covid. Started paxlovid last night, things are starting to taste weird.
April 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Today’s firewall requests must preserve 401k values.
April 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Todays firewall requests must be your huckleberry
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Todays firewall requests must be submitted as a benign april fools prank.
April 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Todays firewall requests must break it down
March 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Todays firewall requests must be sent while sitting in a tin can, far above the world.
March 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM