ZenMadster
zenmadster.bsky.social
ZenMadster
@zenmadster.bsky.social
The metaphor breaks down once you start adding again. Maybe it's clay?
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Editing is the realest writing. Grow the word-marble, then bust out the chainsaw/chisel/sandpaper.
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 AM
(Nods) It's not a *real* book if the paperback version isn't heavy enough to stun a burglar.
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 AM
(It's a little older, with a dial timer that actually tick-tocks ^^; )
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 AM
When I hear a clock in our house, it's usually the air fryer.
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
The prison thing might actually be another kind of distancing, though. Someone goes to prison if they're an actual inmate, but someone else would go to *the* prison to visit them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Pretty specific take: "the menopause" is more recent, distancing thing, but relates to "I got the flu" or "the covid". Going to the hospital might be a a little distancing, but it's also a place, and that's where it would feel weird because you don't say "I went to store" or "I'm going to dog park".
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Actually just three days from the anniversary on AO3. Had to check once I put a year to it ^^;
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Like everyone turns to the camera and goes "we've actually been down here for almost four years!"?
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
As long as the I and O remember who they are? A different perspective can be good.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Seriously, though, I get how hard it is to find the perfect bit, especially if it's your own stuff.
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Alyson "I always have too many words" Greaves.
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Alyson "downplays every new story until she realizes the mob with torches and pitchforks demanding more chapters, so makes the beginning more accessible for the next wave of pitchfork bearers" Greaves.
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
But still, Chrome added a thing to delete unused tabs after (mth) and I almost immediately made it not do that.
October 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It only gets worse with bookmarks.

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Bookmark Hoarders: Reality TV About Real Problems - Cracked Classic
YouTube video by Cracked
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October 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Stiiilll want Glow Worm, at least partly because it was moving toward being the most "cinematic" thing I've seen you do.
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Thing: walking through artist's alley, Chicago Comicon, 2008-ish. Passed Greg Land's booth and said something along the line of "I'm really tired of this style" just loud enough to get an angry look. Never take it back, though.
September 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Edit: took "given in" as "fell asleep". Too proud to delete a post. Still... morning people (shudders).
December 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Wait, you're a MORNING PERSON? I'm not sure I can condone such a thing.
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
A) It looks like a 150/1500 with a lift kit (I hate lift kits). B) 2500/3500s are worse. C) 4500s are even worse. D) Sorry for the rant, but I work roadside dispatch and have a burning hatred for vehicles large enough to block out the sun.
December 21, 2024 at 7:16 AM