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@zemaille.bsky.social
horror junkie, film snob, musician, professional writer-turned-consultant

he/him
The Royal Sapphire Pridelocke comes to an end.
Jan 2, 2026
6:00 PM EST | 11 PM GMT
twitch.tv/zemaille_
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Fuck Riverside, man. This app is fucking awful. For starters open the fucking link in the fucking app I fucking downloaded, not try to open in a webpage and then tell me "Sorry! You have to use shit-ass Chrome!"

Also FUCK all the AI-generated cuts and clip, all are useless.
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Doomer goth girl no longer follows me on letterboxd :( Hope she's doing okay.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ichi the Killer is The Boondock Saints for cinephiles and otakus.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My biggest headache working my parents (and same-age people from similar socio-economic and cultural backgrounds) is not the outright disrespect towards people who are younger than them, but the CONSTANT explaining to professionals how professionals do their jobs.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Royal Sapphire Hardcore Nuzlocke (calcless)

Tons of fun, immediately started a new game.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They weren’t kidding when they called it Legends .PNG.
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
he's him
October 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Love listening to people whine about optimization in a beta and then refuse to share their PC specs. Now I just assume you're playing on a laptop from 2015.
September 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
FUCK Donna AND James truly awful people
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don’t trust people who don’t understand the appeal of being a pirate.
August 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Seeing people refer to main characters as "Tavs" in cRPGs that predate BG3 is a new trigger for irrational rage.
August 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Shoutout to my grandma who can’t get scammed by robocallers because she can’t figure out how to get the keypad to show up on her smartphone.
August 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Just a Warren-hating guy in a world of The Conjuring-loving girls
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“More info on the Scooby Doo porn parody??” my guy you had to go out of your way to even be able to see the Letterboxd review of “An American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody” you commented on I think you have the tech chops to use a search engine.
July 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
ChatGPT just tried to gaslight me by telling me my favorite band recorded a cover of "I Talk to the Wind."
July 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM