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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger
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I spent all my money playing Zeltar.
The list seems to consist of people who, for complex cultural reasons, fall into the category of "look like they dressed themselves in the dark out of a thrift store dumpster (complimentary)" instead of "look like they dressed themselves in the dark out of a thrift store dumpster (derogatory)"
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
While we're doing this can we also save video volume settings for desktop in an account preference or a cookie or something? Tired of it reverting to apocalyptic volume every time I full-screen a video.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If only he could be insured against robot-related losses...
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
ACAB especially includes the Bluesky Joke Police.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Spoartula.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
(house collapses)
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Stock images that don't communicate anything are already sort of a problem, but at least they're neutral.

Using obvious AI images is sort of like using horrible stock photos - it draws the viewer's attention to the badness of the image and away from the substance of the presentation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
While we were partying, you studied the (shovel) blade.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ooh, are they making Swedish Lemon Angels?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
For the love of God, Meowtresor!
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We must destroy capitalism because my cousin died in car wreck in the capital of his state.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I mean, it goes to space, it's more an issue of using a very complex new engine that has not yet reached thrust hoped for + rocket being too heavy because of design decisions based on thrust assumptions.

They may yet 'succeed', but the thing may never be economically viable as a launch system.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Also his son was murdered by the son of the last king of Italy who was shooting at somebody who he suspected of maybe stealing the dinghy from his yacht, but missed and killed the son instead.
Vittorio Emanuele, Prince of Naples - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
panda lamp
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Nofarts Joker is no match for God Honda, the Silent (but presumably deadly) one.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"The flags on my charm bracelet have a gold fringe so that makes it an admiralty bracelet which has no authority over me"
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Shame about Alinea, though. Basically fast food now, I guess.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
From 'nunc est bibendum', "now is the time to drink".
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Huh, I was always taught that giant stone corn was a new world crop.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
These things apparently hitched a ride on a cargo ship a few years back and are rapidly taking over the southeast US. My house is covered with them.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm anti-semantic; I don't think language should have meaning. Vile semanticists have robbed us of our god-given ability to make mouth noises and squiggly lines without attachment to ideas.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM