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Those alligator lizards could have something to do with the orange sunshine and purple haze they keep referring to.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
When roses and chocolates just won't do.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Y'all just now noticed?
Any ideas on stopping them? They have DHS, we have frog costumes. Guess we could send in our elite frogs to soften them up & shatter their morale, then start rumbling w/them & get the military involved.

Rule of thumb: Anybody China won't fuck with I don't fuck with.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And now: "Name that crime". The don doesn't get to just make crimes up, does he?

Naive of me, sure he does. Being Black or Brown wasn't officially a crime before, plenty of probable cause to roust somebody for a 'broken taillight' or file an incident report w/nothing but 'NHI' scribbled on it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Bad news, there never was a worm in RFK Jr's brain according to an unimpeachable source...Olivia Nuzzi. Apparently he doesn't need a worm, that's just who he is. Not as though we weren't warned, by the entire Kennedy family.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thanks
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The same Republicans who've forgotten that the don was cool with kidnapping or hanging his 1st V.P won't be condemning anything. They're terrified of reprisals far more dire than losing their jobs, ask Sen. Murkowski.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Eliminate DoE.
Check.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Comey & James prosecutions are both getting tossed.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"In September, Martin sent a letter to a lawyer for an FBI agent who was among the first to respond to the school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School to suggest he was under criminal investigation. No such investigation took place, and Martin was ordered to rescind the letter."

Ftg.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Bish.
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And now he's dead (in case anyone was wondering what the stakes are in this game).
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"...was going to be referenced in an article for New York Magazine in 2015, but the outlet appears to have never published the story."
That's some in-depth investigative journalism right there, 'the outlet appears to have never published the story'.

If only there was some way to check.
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
"The nonprofit Bitcoin Foundation"?
Who's zooming who?
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Bingo, & look at all the people who have pending DoJ investigations... into conduct >5 yrs ago, which can't be prosecuted unless the charge is treason. Guess we'll go with that then...problem, no 'enemy' to aid, comfort or tuck in at night.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A head fake isn't a reversal.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That's Joe's litmus test? Maybe start by trying to put all those Executive Branch 3 letter agencies back together (assuming free and fair elections, which is one hell of an assumption) & build an E. Wing later. Priorities.

AI analyzed this, those people have <2 min to get out, i.e. everybody died.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That boy ain't right.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Legal and illegal aliens are defined as such in law but 'slave' is assiduously avoided in the Constitution & law.
Art I Section 2 Clause 3 referenced 'free men' & 'Indians', 0 about 'slaves', so technically incorrect.
Good thing there's a 14th Amendment...

There is still a 14th Amendment, right?
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My guess is that the entities most affected are richer than god & far more potent in some circles.
Institutional knowledge & subject expertise are hard to come by, can be a good thing or a bad thing but Schumer isn't there just because.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Taught Law at Harvard until 12 yrs ago, consumer protection. Wrote ~dozen books there. Read any?
Criticized Google...soldiers' medical data, called for investigations into their practices, incl antitrust issues. Concerns abt privacy & influence of big tech on gov't.

<1 min Wiki = Faulty premise.
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Great drunk payback line. That clip is how I finally got the 'use a capo' concept across to my brother. Oh,and play a fuckin' train song, Todd.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ET...
Todd Snider - Play A Train Song
YouTube video by Boulder House Concert
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM