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I scramble eggs the Gordon Ramsey way.
It's disinheatening to see the desparate optimism that even someone as smart as Ezra Klein can succomb to.
Opinion | Sorry, This Epstein Stuff Isn’t Going to Hurt Trump
www.nytimes.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If meth had an ad campaign, he would be it's mascot.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...
Bitten by Alligator, Man Is Killed After Charging at Deputies, Sheriff Says
www.nytimes.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
People think rich people, buisness people know the secret of life. Why?

theconversation.com/im-a-busines...
I’m a business professor who asked dozens of former students how they define success. Here are their lessons for today’s grads
Honor your values, invest in yourself and don’t forget your ‘happy circle.’
theconversation.com
May 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Conclave's producers chose a brillianto timing for their film release. Who's up for a watch party?
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sophie digs Black Sabbath
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Elon Musk is making staffing decisions for the government's most important agencies based on strategies from the movie Office Space.
February 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Pliny the Younger takeover at Post No Bills. Limit to two.
February 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We should change our slogan from "land of the free" to "Fuck you. Pay me!"

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/w...
U.S. Pressing Tough Demands in Revised Deal for Ukraine’s Minerals
The Trump administration wants revenues from Ukraine’s natural resources, according to a draft obtained by The New York Times, with no security guarantee in exchange.
www.nytimes.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Schadenfreude-- today I saw that gas was $4.70 a gallon. It's worth it when I think of the Trumpkins who thought he would snap his finger like Thanos and solve their economic woes.
February 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trump says that Russia should get a piece of Ukrain because they fought hard and lost soldiers, so try this on for size:

Hitler should get Poland because the Germans fought hard and lost soldiers.
February 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So I guess The Kenndedy Center will have an endless Lee Greenwood residency?
February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"A good, fresh, beautiful piece of land..." for Palestinians to move to. You mean like Zion? Dude sounds like Eichmann.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/u...
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover of Gaza and Says Palestinians Should Move (Gift Article)
The president met with the Israeli prime minister at the White House, meeting in person with another world leader for the first time since returning to power.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I've heard that, here in the central valley, farm workers without documents have already stopped showing up to work for fear of deportation.

Trumpkins--enjoy your reprieve from the "Biden Inflation"
January 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM