I'd tell you a Fibonacci joke; but it's probably as bad as the last two you've heard, combined.

@skylight.social I am receiving this error when I try to login. I've never been able to successfully login. I get the same error with "Contine with BlueSky"

I've tried force quit, reinstall. Clear storage/cache.

I took what I thought was a really cute selfie with a #babygoat this afternoon. Unfortunately, there was gunk on the lens...but #chatgpt did a good job of fixing it

Last night at Karaoke, I was (finally) able to sing the biblically accurate version of "Better Than Revenge"... So much fun.

#TaylorSwift
#Karaoke
#StolenVersionsReturned

Hm, I just heard this on a music stream:

That was 'Born to do' by Bring It On: The Musical - Original Broadway Cast

That is a great example of Bring It On: The Musical - Original Broadway Cast doing what Bring It On: The Musical - Original Broadway Cast do

While listening to music this morning, I learned the answer to an age old question:

Why is #SabrinaCarpenter working late?

I'm sitting on my couch. Reading the first book in the #wayfarers series (by Becky Chambers), it is a critical moment in the story.

My reading speed keeps increasing, my breathing shallows, balling my eyes out about what I think is about to happen.

Amazing what a good book can do.

#Tiktok is fascinating right now. It is a combination of "things I learned from tt", reminiscing memes, and talking about going to Rednote.

The amount of #GenX pettiness is hilarious.

Random factoid:

Dora the Explorer is canonically 5'2"

Having a 1 yr lab puppy is weird...

9:45 PM snuggling behind my knees while I read a book

10:00 PM bedtime walk...OMG, there is a bunny, will use every fiber in my being to break free from the leash to chase it

10:15 PM literally snoring after crawling under the covers in bed

I love her so much

Do you want to see the Buffy the Vampire Slayer opening credits in claymation? Silly question, of course you do...

youtu.be/gxwWGdqS8zo?...

(Not my OC)

If you start The Eras Tour on Disney at exactly 11:00:47 PM, you start the new year with 1-2-3 LGB

I'm listening to a livestream of the last Eras tour performance.

James from the song Betty is really pissing me off.

Cheats on Betty
Shit talks Inez
Constant gaslighting Betty
Crashes Betty's party (hoping to make a scene)

Betty, he is not The One

Taylor Swift, please release a version of 'You need to calm down' with the "let me see your hands" line added.

Your song feels naked without it.

My Spotify this year

Found this in my saves from the clock app #GoatToSelf (I don't see the creator here to tag. So I'll hashtag it)

#funny #comic #webcomic #unicorn

I am approaching 48 hours without power in #redmond (power is expected to return Saturday night)

Playing board games, listening to Taylor Swift, and cuddling with my puppy and kitty.

#PNWbombcyclone #RoughingItInRedmond