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Link (The hero)
@zeldasknight.bsky.social
Im hungry, and salt cant be the only tasty rock. Hero Of Hyrule, Wielder of the Master Sword, The Princess of Hyrule's bodyguard. And number one Mipha fan. Blood type O-
I love gay people and minorities and if you have a problem say hi to my bat | 29
I hate Taylor Swift, I love MF Doom, this is actually pretty fire
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The name is sky yo
Im like god yo
Don't needa try yo
Not a fraud yo
I dont bleed red blood
i bleed gold ichor
you hit the mud
I hit 6 figures
Yo
you a hoe
Dont you know
im a goddess
Got that flow
(I could finish this if you want)
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is the funniest shit I've seen all week.
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We all hate capitalism over here.
September 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
September 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Plus INERTIA is out Friday!!!
September 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Also that first sentence is not trans phobic. It's actually very affirming. You probably know that, but I feel the need to clarify.
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Men are men whether they like it or not. Does that mean there's better men than others? Yes. Does that mean we should hold them all to the same standard? Also Yes. Does that mean they all get cuddling and confirmation that "oh misandrists are so evil"? No. We have bigger fish to fry.
August 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
YESS FUCKIN CLANKER
August 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Being "unique" is a desire as silly as being able to defy gravity. if you are a not unique, that does not mean you are unimportant. It just means you fall into the category of human. I can't really speak on the undesirable part, but anytime I'm on this app I enjoy your posts.
August 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Idk abt that champ. Uniqueness is impossible to 100% achieve. But i see uniqueness in you. We are all human, so we are all immediately same-y. And not just that all humans share 99.9 percent of their DNA with each other. And yet somehow, someway, we have unique names and experiences, friends and foe
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I hope to ANIMAL this tweet is real
August 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The rest of the gays cant handle the fire in our hearts ❤️‍🔥 (or something vaguely inspirational like that)
August 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
THEY GREW TIMES SIX! THEY ARE NOW BIGGER THAN MY HEAD! Thank you miss GodPresidentSocialistMagicalGirl
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME 💔🥀 so far my tibbies are tiny 😞 at least my husband loves me ❤️‍🩹
August 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hey, as a transwoman four inches is alot 🥀 my husband can only handle three anyway ❤️‍🩹
August 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I will say the author of Baki Hanma takes second place to America hating
July 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Well yeah thats based actually. Buuut my husband recently came out to me so i make an exception for at least him.
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM