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I think the "only the violent criminals" one was a big part. He convinced the dinguses there were hordes of murdering rapist illegals freely entering the country. It didn't make a link of sense if you thought about it for two seconds, but these idiots just took him at his word.
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I think the "only the violent criminals" one was a big part. He convinced the dinguses there were hordes of murdering rapist illegals freely entering the country. It didn't make a link of sense if you thought about it for two seconds, but these idiots just took him at his word.
I'm surprised the Obama one is as restrained as it is. Not one word about him secretly having an African birth certificate or being an evil Muslim Satan worshipper.
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm surprised the Obama one is as restrained as it is. Not one word about him secretly having an African birth certificate or being an evil Muslim Satan worshipper.
It will make for a gold mine of those "trivia about stupid crap former presidents did" books.
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It will make for a gold mine of those "trivia about stupid crap former presidents did" books.
I suspect at this point everyone has given up on him doing anything remotely useful. It's Qeekend at Bernie's while he's clinically alive.
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I suspect at this point everyone has given up on him doing anything remotely useful. It's Qeekend at Bernie's while he's clinically alive.
If he's trying for the last one, the secondhand embarrassment will be off the charts.
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If he's trying for the last one, the secondhand embarrassment will be off the charts.
Anyone check his attic for a painting of an inversely decrepit version of himself?
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Anyone check his attic for a painting of an inversely decrepit version of himself?
That could be it. Apparently there's a 12/19 deadline to release that.
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
That could be it. Apparently there's a 12/19 deadline to release that.
Why does he talk about himself in the third person?
Like, he's horrible and petty and stupid, I see all that, but why? Is that a dementia thing, or one of his weird quirks?
Like, he's horrible and petty and stupid, I see all that, but why? Is that a dementia thing, or one of his weird quirks?
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why does he talk about himself in the third person?
Like, he's horrible and petty and stupid, I see all that, but why? Is that a dementia thing, or one of his weird quirks?
Like, he's horrible and petty and stupid, I see all that, but why? Is that a dementia thing, or one of his weird quirks?
I saw it pointed out awhile back that Trump looks like if someone bleached the Grinch. That might be related.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I saw it pointed out awhile back that Trump looks like if someone bleached the Grinch. That might be related.
And if we look at the Jim Carrey version specifically, that works even less because we see he only became a jerk because he was othered and bullied which... see above!
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
And if we look at the Jim Carrey version specifically, that works even less because we see he only became a jerk because he was othered and bullied which... see above!
Even if the implication is that thevillegals are stealing the handcuffs or whatever, the whole point is that good will inspires the Grinch to give back what he took and be accepted into Whoville... which is the opposite of what those clowns want.
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Even if the implication is that thevillegals are stealing the handcuffs or whatever, the whole point is that good will inspires the Grinch to give back what he took and be accepted into Whoville... which is the opposite of what those clowns want.
I know very little about the care of birds, but I'm pretty sure it's a miracle if a free-range parrot ONLY ripped up one sheet of paper and crapped on a shoe.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I know very little about the care of birds, but I'm pretty sure it's a miracle if a free-range parrot ONLY ripped up one sheet of paper and crapped on a shoe.
Why, the next thing you know, a Muslim fellow will get elected mayor of New York just by focusing on things the people care about!
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Why, the next thing you know, a Muslim fellow will get elected mayor of New York just by focusing on things the people care about!
At this point, he's a petulant asshole nobody can ignore, as much as they want to.
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
At this point, he's a petulant asshole nobody can ignore, as much as they want to.
I predict a lot of confused high school students in the next semester's Lit class.
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I predict a lot of confused high school students in the next semester's Lit class.
Yeah, if the government couldn't cover it after taxing billionaires, I guarantee the average person can't afford it now, with or without insurance.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Yeah, if the government couldn't cover it after taxing billionaires, I guarantee the average person can't afford it now, with or without insurance.
The instant I read about that bit, my first thought was, "This is horrific, but also really stupid and sounds like one of those ideas a dumbass techbro came up with because they're convinced they can make fancy sci-fi shit". My guess had been Musk, but Altman also tracks.
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The instant I read about that bit, my first thought was, "This is horrific, but also really stupid and sounds like one of those ideas a dumbass techbro came up with because they're convinced they can make fancy sci-fi shit". My guess had been Musk, but Altman also tracks.
Did they completely forget the stuff people did with Steamboat Willie after he entered public domain?
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Did they completely forget the stuff people did with Steamboat Willie after he entered public domain?
At this point, considering his mental state, I suppose there's a good chance he legitimately forgot his own involvement.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
At this point, considering his mental state, I suppose there's a good chance he legitimately forgot his own involvement.
Same. In hindsight though, Melania doesn't seem like the greatest parent either, so there wasn't much hope for either side.
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Same. In hindsight though, Melania doesn't seem like the greatest parent either, so there wasn't much hope for either side.
I suppose dehydration and enemas might distract from appendix pain.
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I suppose dehydration and enemas might distract from appendix pain.
I feel like a good shorthand would be any scene from Glass Onion, when the characters clown on Edward Norton.
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I feel like a good shorthand would be any scene from Glass Onion, when the characters clown on Edward Norton.
I'm not sure if Othello was picked to foreshadow Toby and Ian's incoming marital strife or not. Look forward to the arc's conclusion, when Ian smothers Toby to death with a pillow in a jealous rage and it turns out the parrot orchestrated it all.
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm not sure if Othello was picked to foreshadow Toby and Ian's incoming marital strife or not. Look forward to the arc's conclusion, when Ian smothers Toby to death with a pillow in a jealous rage and it turns out the parrot orchestrated it all.