Zelda the Dachshund
@zeldadachshund.bsky.social
Mini dachshund, Twitter refugee, lover of animals, sports involving balls. All naps are good. No crows, please. Bama dawg.
Mom got a carrot to make pot pie. I stole said carrot. She got most of it back. Trimmed it and used it in the pie. Heifer.
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Mom got a carrot to make pot pie. I stole said carrot. She got most of it back. Trimmed it and used it in the pie. Heifer.
Droopy update: Rumble with Dixie!
September 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Droopy update: Rumble with Dixie!
Me and NellyCat: 14 years and counting.
August 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me and NellyCat: 14 years and counting.
Loretta also has this relationship with Mom’s tomatoes.
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Loretta also has this relationship with Mom’s tomatoes.
We made a honey cake!
August 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We made a honey cake!
Mom thinks I am staying home. Nope.
July 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mom thinks I am staying home. Nope.
Loretta is in a lounging mood.
June 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Loretta is in a lounging mood.
Summer fully arrived in our corner of Alabama today, and it was too hot for Nellycat to lounge on the porch. She is not pleased.
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Summer fully arrived in our corner of Alabama today, and it was too hot for Nellycat to lounge on the porch. She is not pleased.
Loretta likes to feel tall.
June 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Loretta likes to feel tall.
Beautiful day out there. Lots of birds. One lawn mower. Tabby Cat from across the street is on the move. As long as she stays outta the street, I don’t sound the alarm.
May 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Beautiful day out there. Lots of birds. One lawn mower. Tabby Cat from across the street is on the move. As long as she stays outta the street, I don’t sound the alarm.
A snug pup. In my favorite spot by Mom.
Photo quality is trash (Staff. Pfft)
Photo quality is trash (Staff. Pfft)
May 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A snug pup. In my favorite spot by Mom.
Photo quality is trash (Staff. Pfft)
Photo quality is trash (Staff. Pfft)
My Boss Dog Molly was a puppy mill mama. She would always get “stuck” while walking between spaces. We still miss her.
May 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My Boss Dog Molly was a puppy mill mama. She would always get “stuck” while walking between spaces. We still miss her.
Completed another trip around the sun today. I’m 14, but often still act like I was this young, chestnut babe. May your day be as lovely as mine.
April 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Completed another trip around the sun today. I’m 14, but often still act like I was this young, chestnut babe. May your day be as lovely as mine.
Loretta soaking up some springtime sun.
April 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Loretta soaking up some springtime sun.
Loretta, sent by my Boss Dog, Molly.
April 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Loretta, sent by my Boss Dog, Molly.
Dogs be like that. My staff went to meet some shelter dogs this time last year to add to my pack. Loretta waddled around the corner, and it was game over.
April 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Dogs be like that. My staff went to meet some shelter dogs this time last year to add to my pack. Loretta waddled around the corner, and it was game over.
But surely I can have some gumbo?
March 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
But surely I can have some gumbo?
Zelda, from Alabama. Whose mom loves Camp Washington chili!
March 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Zelda, from Alabama. Whose mom loves Camp Washington chili!
This is how Loretta looks on every walk! Snoot to the ground.
March 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is how Loretta looks on every walk! Snoot to the ground.
Heaviest of sighs. Liverpool has been … disappointing today. But all credit to Newcastle: The lads showed up to play, and the Toon Army will be rewarded. #CarabaoCup
March 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Heaviest of sighs. Liverpool has been … disappointing today. But all credit to Newcastle: The lads showed up to play, and the Toon Army will be rewarded. #CarabaoCup
Chemo wiped Mom out this week. NellyCat is on nursing duty this morning.
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Chemo wiped Mom out this week. NellyCat is on nursing duty this morning.