Katherine Zela Joan
@zela.bsky.social
Virologist, Cat Mom, and the Kirkland Brand Catherine Zeta-Jones
Please check out my debut single “Oof Ouch Owwie Ow My Bones My Spine Who Even Designed This Stupid Thing Just Give Me A Squat Rack” from my one-woman jock jam band Rage Against the Smith Machine. It’s 15 min straight of incoherent ranting, perfect for any occasion.
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Please check out my debut single “Oof Ouch Owwie Ow My Bones My Spine Who Even Designed This Stupid Thing Just Give Me A Squat Rack” from my one-woman jock jam band Rage Against the Smith Machine. It’s 15 min straight of incoherent ranting, perfect for any occasion.
Hey guys, I just woke up from a cryogenic chamber I entered in early April 2022. Any news? I sure hope nothing happened to my beloved Twitter while I was asleep!
September 5, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Hey guys, I just woke up from a cryogenic chamber I entered in early April 2022. Any news? I sure hope nothing happened to my beloved Twitter while I was asleep!