Zeke Austin
zekeaustin.bsky.social
Zeke Austin
@zekeaustin.bsky.social
Comedian, writer
Hobbies - equestrianism, Satanism, and cutical care
Dabbles - crochet, quantum physics, and Marxism
Hold the fuck up! @danielsloss.bsky.social has entered the social! His mum Dr. Les Toft liked my tweet once on the Other Place.

If you want some critical comedy, do yourself a favour and watch his works. If i could teach a media literacy class, his sets would be a prime subject imo.
August 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm tired of people defending their consumption of JK Rowling's works.
"Separate the art from the artist"
No. Fuck you. Not when we could spend our time and money on literally so many other things!
I will now be referring to overtly fascist artists' works as "Nazi war bonds," for clarity.
June 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm gonna start a band (I'm not)
We're all masc/enby folk with tits
We will be (We won't):
The Busty Bastards

#pridemonth
June 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Writing another parody song. Tonight's inspo: system of a down, BYOB.

Could you believe i made it more political than it already was?

At this rate, I've been 3/3 one full song written per day. Now I just need the instrumentals!

Any instrumental collaborators interested?
February 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Another #parodysong written last night. This one was inspired by #AdamLambert - Aftermath, and online gaming with my #chosenfamily.

It's about #spreadingpositivity in game chat, so all you feel is love, love 🥰
An excerpt:

🎵
Gonna tell ya, GG well played
In the after-match
🎵
February 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My #stand-up last night included my #impression of my #ex-husband. He's a good dude, really kind, and even paid for the #divorce.

He just left a really good impression.
January 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm following #sethmacfarlane (SM) vs #treyparker & #mattstone (TM). The way I see it SM has the lead.

1. TM hate the cut-away gags, say they're unrelated to the scene. I have #ADHD and can see links SM saw.

2. TM #trans characters are bad. SM's are varied, progressive.

In this essay I will...
January 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"There's nothing wrong with being wrong, but there's something wrong with staying wrong" - #DanielMuggleton on the topic of #pronouns and #genderequality.

They say don't meet your heroes, but I met this one; he is a true ally. I dream of riffing with him and #SteveHofstetter on stage someday
January 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Went to #Bansheesartspace for Open Mic last night to practice my #standupcomedy
Got to talk to people about what they enjoyed and what they didn't, and closed the night by drumming for some smoothe #Jazz somehow?
Haven't touched a kit in 20 years!
What an amazing night 💙
January 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I wonder what "Life" insurance considers the starting age for a policy?

I mean, pregnant people who miscarry etc experience the grief, can they be compensated?
If life begins at conception, that also means most 17 year olds can vote, most 20 year olds can legally drink, and getting pregnant is a qualifying event that allows one to change their insurance.
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I just finished #writing my second #parodysong, it is adapted from Rocky - #thelonelyisland

Now, what the hell do i do with it? 😅
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Does #thelonelyisland need help to manage their website and wiki? Both are devastatingly incomplete 😢
January 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Good morning #booksky

Just a friendly reminder that Audible, owned by Amazon/Bezos, supports the tech giant. Libro.fm offers an alternative, letting you buy audiobooks while supporting independent bookstores. Choose where your dollars go and align your listening with your values.
Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
Libro.fm makes it possible for you to buy audiobooks directly through local bookstores.
Libro.fm
January 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Claiming audiobooks "don't count" is ableist and stupid. Consume your content in the fashion most enjoyable and convenient. #booksky
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Ok #booksky, let’s talk.

👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books.

👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I just downloaded #StoryGraph. Is there any way to 'follow' an author? Adding an author's works to my lists is taking too long, I lost focus after adding just #PaulJennings Uncollection. I have #ADHD lol send help pls
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I ruddy hell will not
#adhd
January 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Okay let’s see how videos do on Bluesky. I’m curious, and also this is one of my favorite bookish videos to share. 😊 #booksky
January 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
As I changed from the lil screen to the mid screen, the power went out. The mid screen alas is a modern hellbeast, a sprinter. Why are none of our gadgets persistence predators? The future is stupid.
December 30, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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Went gift shopping and bought myself a little reward. I'm in love ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 10:37 AM