My reps are Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell. They would take a call like mine as a sign they're on the right path. I'm not wasting my time

Nice

I could never get into PoE, but only for boring technical reasons like "I've never had good enough Internet to play it because every time I try I lag so hard enemies ping pong all over the map and then I die" I'll just play something that doesn't require an online connection for a single player game

See, I love it because monke brain want smash everything, so it's a positive for me. It may just genuinely not be your thing. That's okay! Different strokes and all that

Don't get me wrong, I've always been the contrarian who wants to do things wrong on purpose just to see if I can, but it felt way too easy in Bananza to do a challenge wrong completely by accident

I can't tell you how many times in Bananza there was clearly a challenge I was meant to overcome to get a banana but I just found it digging through the level on accident

If it helps, the poison area was definitely the low point of the game for me. Felt like I couldn't move ten feet without something being in my way (thorns/poison) I couldn't punch through. The back half of the game feels way better. That said, if you're not enjoying something, no reason to force it

But the wolves are Servbots, obviously

Impeccable sleep-taste, though