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If you need someone to tell you you're doing a "Good Job" when you're clearly not, then call your mother, not me.

English is my 5th language.
What's your excuse?
Pinned
If you took your job seriously, you would walk in a grab the man making one Unlawful Order after the other.

And if your superior officer says "no" you would grab him too.

But you won't because deep down you're a pedophile too, lil soldier boy.
PSA

Anyone whose name is redacted in the Epstein Files and anyone who said "I'll do it" when asked to redact names and information is also a pedophile.

It IS really that simple, America.
Trust us.

Just gotta use 10% of your brain, like the rest of the world does normally.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The most overrated human being on earth, with the personality of a miscarriage gone wrong talking shit about Paul Dano of all people is kind of wild.

QT has always been an overrated POS nonce and the only people who say anything good about him are people in their 30s who still think they're 15.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"I need a bigger TV/Monitor for games"

Weakling.
You should've tried being alive in the era of playing Snake on a phone where you could cover the screen with any one of your fingers
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"OH MY GOD, GUYS, THERE'S GONNA BE A BIG ELDER SCROLLS ANNOUNCEMENT" the saddest people on earth said in unison.

Can wait for them to get The Elder Scrolls: Arena in TESO
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
So he's still sitting in the chair and is president?

You truly are the country of doing nothing.

Makes sense, since you have all fostered the system for nearly 150 years for this to even be possible.

Just a bunch of piss ant, weak as hell, pathetic fucking losers.
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"It's my late fathers birthday today"
Bummer, imagine being late for your own birthday.

"My late mom would've loved this show. Her favorite band is on stage"

Well tell her to hurry up! They won't be there forever!
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hey once you're done with your weird "thoughts and prayers" trying to get kids back alive once again, get back to maybe ending fascism
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
God, if MISERY was reimagined/Remade today it would either be about

Some dude's weird Parasocial Relationship with his "favorite streamer"

Or, a fandoms weird obession with a character, and how they're upset what the writer, who understand the character more than the fandom ever would, did to them
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
PSA

If a Comedian is "Cancelled" he wouldn't get another chance.

See how "cancel culture" is not a real thing?
Do you get how it's not an actual thing you inbred fucking waste of oxygen.

They cannot, in fact, at all, be "cancelled" if they're still running their mouth + have millions in the bank
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So you're telling me a new Fandom for a video game(Dispatch) is going around to streams ruining everyones experience because that's what Fandoms do, ruin everything and infect everything like intestinal cancer and make you wish that Natural Selection would just do it's thing and abort them? No way!
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Happy gaslight the natives day to all who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Youtubers are funny

"I am my own boss"
"I control my content"
"I do what I want!"
"Nobody tells me what to do, I'm doing MY thing"

What can disprove all of them?

Just tell them:
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November 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Star Wars Ranking:

Yoda Stories is above all of the mainline movies

Then all the not mainline movies and animated shows and normal shows and games

Holiday Special

All the shitty porn parodies

then the mainline movies.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Hey, please nominate my thing for..."

Not how that works.
Can't nominate your game for "Best Soundtrack" just based on you begging me to. I have to play your game first, and then experience it to see if the OST even fits.

Same goes with other categories. Begging me doesn't give me the experience
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just a reminder, your military did NOT in fact go against illegal/unlawful orders.

Hence why the boats got blown up.
Meaning, they're not gonna change their stance and just do it again and follow every other illegal order.

Because they are shitty people.
You just need to accept that fact
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh yeah btw PSA:

Your online Parasocial Relationship with a content creator is still very creepy, sir.

No, they're not your partner.
No they're streaming a game to everyone, you're not watching your partner play a game. Calm down.

Yes you are 100% also in the files, that one is for certain.
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You all underestimate how long ago I sent my last email to someone.

Like.. 2009 maybe.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
For a bunch of people who "left" twitter, you guys sure use it/support it a lot by using it.

You're about as reliable as american politicians.
Which I guess, makes sense seeing how flip-floppy you guys are and then seeing how they do it too.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Fun Fact

Just because you swing around someone elses lightsaber and have force powers, doesn't mean you're a Jedi or a Sith.

Plenty of Force Sensitive folks around in that universe who never became either of those things. Some just use their force powers to do farming stuff
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Cannot wait for Valve to be like "You know how we only release a Half-Life game if we have cool tech to show off? Welp, it's entirely made with our In House GenAI and look at this"

And then all of you being like "Well ok, it's fine when Valve uses it" and then buy HL3
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Also, hey Press Folk if "frank, honest and open" is what Leavitt wants, you DO know calling her a sewage smelling cunt directly to her face is respectful, right? Like at Press Briefings.

"But we won't get invited back"
So? It's not like you're doing anything to help now WITH access.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"Hey, don't accept those unlawful orders" and then everyone being like "they would never"

You imbeciles haven't been paying attention, have you?

Boats, exploded.

Helping the Gestapo with their kidnappings of small girls so the leader can have them.

They ARE following unlawful orders! 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Hey chat, should I buy this game/book/movie?"

You should probably put the money in your bank and tell your bank to not allow you to spend it/money on anything because you base it on what random strangers tell you to do, meaning you're absolutely not responsible enough to handle your own finances
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I love scrolling through like the cheap cheap games on Steam. like "under Five bucks" games and seeing trailers that are meant to show off a game, and they decided that the video showing off their game at Less Than a 3D Benchmark Slide-Show Framerate, was "good enough"
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"The man is dangerous, and shouldn't be running this country!"

Then you ask them what they're gonna do about it

Fucking crickets.
Nada.
As per usual
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM