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Zaire
@zeestermeester.bsky.social
Ope. Midwest writer and narrative designer. Currently a Senior Writer @ Compulsion Games | Subnautica | Naughty Dog |Yet another social media platform.
I was on the swim and dive team and actually did both. Last time I tried to skate I flipped over a railing and bruised a rib. So…yeah.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hmmmmmmm. Idk if I believe you.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Do you down the coffee straight from the tube too
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Catapult me some sauce please. Enjoy the rustling leaves too
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why are you on a planet with two suns
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
God same. It’s phenomenal
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Replaying GotG right now and I wish it had more of splash when it first came out. It’s got fun systems all around.
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Are German number stations gonna be there?
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If someone did that to me I would start crying. Id be scared af.
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ugh. So real
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It’s wild af.
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Imagine being a monarch worth millions and not sprinting to Turkey while your hairline slowly becomes a parabola. Idk.
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You get it!
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
😭😭
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
🫂
October 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is too much
October 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
No i know it’s a real thing but like???? Why are you asking out the blue like this
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM