IJsselmeer
@zeedragohappyhour.bsky.social
CB&Q Simp, Death Metal Enthusiast, Kenku Enjoyer, Kobold Employer, Argonian Main, Starter Lesbian, Warmonger, Probable Anarchist, 1994 ain’t old, you’re just stupid, NATO+OTAN, Slava Ukraini. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
We miss how warm the world seemed when cities were lit by sodium lamps.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We miss how warm the world seemed when cities were lit by sodium lamps.
The only motherfuckers dumber than queer magats are motherfuckers who spend 100k on a fucking truck.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The only motherfuckers dumber than queer magats are motherfuckers who spend 100k on a fucking truck.
Live your life in such a manner that your friends draw their OC eating your OC’s pussy on a whim.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Live your life in such a manner that your friends draw their OC eating your OC’s pussy on a whim.
Zee2028! We’ll have a Canadian hockey team burn down the White House to cleanse it of that orange shitsmear’s influence!
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Zee2028! We’ll have a Canadian hockey team burn down the White House to cleanse it of that orange shitsmear’s influence!
AVATAR - Don't Go In The Forest (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Avatar Metal
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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wow, so you’re telling Zee that Cuomo’s “Vote for me or Trump will punish you” strategy didn’t pay off? Someone fetch our fainting couch!
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Wow, so you’re telling Zee that Cuomo’s “Vote for me or Trump will punish you” strategy didn’t pay off? Someone fetch our fainting couch!
It’s Octaviaween!
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s Octaviaween!
“Be the bigger person!”
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Be the bigger person!”
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
The weak willed dipshits telling you that you jerk off too much are the same weak willed dipshits who are $195k in debt because they can’t stop gambling.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The weak willed dipshits telling you that you jerk off too much are the same weak willed dipshits who are $195k in debt because they can’t stop gambling.
We have a modest proposal for Mamdani after he wins: create a position that lets Sliwa relate his insane stories to the public every morning.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We have a modest proposal for Mamdani after he wins: create a position that lets Sliwa relate his insane stories to the public every morning.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
Ship it on The Maryland Interstate Railway!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ship it on The Maryland Interstate Railway!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
Black mold reaffirming its status as a trans ally, love to see it.
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Black mold reaffirming its status as a trans ally, love to see it.
“But there was a study where they injected rats with seed oils!!”
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
October 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“But there was a study where they injected rats with seed oils!!”
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
We truly do live in the stupidest fucking reality.
October 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We truly do live in the stupidest fucking reality.
Neptune’s child shivering inside,
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Neptune’s child shivering inside,
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
Here’s a list of raptures Zee survived:
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Here’s a list of raptures Zee survived:
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
Getting shot was too good for him. Like, good on the irony, love that, but baseball bats in a dark alley should’ve been what actually got him. Anyhow, we hope he stubbed his toe before he got got.
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Getting shot was too good for him. Like, good on the irony, love that, but baseball bats in a dark alley should’ve been what actually got him. Anyhow, we hope he stubbed his toe before he got got.
Ma’am, we eat pussy like a fat kid eats chocolate cake, we think we can manage.
September 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ma’am, we eat pussy like a fat kid eats chocolate cake, we think we can manage.
Songs where the riff is killer by the lyrics are just… meh.
What a buzzkill.
What a buzzkill.
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Songs where the riff is killer by the lyrics are just… meh.
What a buzzkill.
What a buzzkill.
Y’know who can get it?
Shakra from Silksong.
GAWD DAYUM
Shakra from Silksong.
GAWD DAYUM
September 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Y’know who can get it?
Shakra from Silksong.
GAWD DAYUM
Shakra from Silksong.
GAWD DAYUM
Zee, why are almost all of your female characters in WLW relationships?
Because we don’t want to subject any of them to men.
Because we don’t want to subject any of them to men.
September 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Zee, why are almost all of your female characters in WLW relationships?
Because we don’t want to subject any of them to men.
Because we don’t want to subject any of them to men.
Gods we love an impractical bit of swimwear on a sexy woman.
September 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gods we love an impractical bit of swimwear on a sexy woman.
“He WaS oNlY tHiRtY oNe!”
Good, that means there was a possibility he outlived us and we wouldn’t be able to shit on his grave. This part of the timeline has corrected that grevious error.
Good, that means there was a possibility he outlived us and we wouldn’t be able to shit on his grave. This part of the timeline has corrected that grevious error.
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“He WaS oNlY tHiRtY oNe!”
Good, that means there was a possibility he outlived us and we wouldn’t be able to shit on his grave. This part of the timeline has corrected that grevious error.
Good, that means there was a possibility he outlived us and we wouldn’t be able to shit on his grave. This part of the timeline has corrected that grevious error.