doing something you should have grown out of at 14 with your new adult knowledge will heal you actually

do I read too much into her emoji choice when reacting to a message about me begging on my knees? sure. yes. of course.

love when people are into me when I’m in drag. sure, it might be a little evil. like you’re infatuated with a girl that doesn’t exist. after tonight you’ll never see her again. that girl was created specifically for this purpose and at the end of the night I take off the wig and she dies forever 💕

someone needs to sedate me somebody brought up the STATE the girl I may-or-may-not have a crush on lives in and I have never blushed harder or more immaturely in my life. EM BARR ASS ING!

remember kids don’t read fanfic in the library or someone WILL come up directly behind you

I love people who love movies and I’ve come to a point where I can’t stand being around people who don’t xoxo gossip girl