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it's Zeebie!
@zeebie.bsky.social
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deeply unserious and yet terminally serious

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Zeebie
https://zeebie.neocities.org/
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zeebie.bsky.social
"we've been married for nine years" "we've lived together for eleven years" I'M SICK TO MY FUCKING STOMACH
meme screenshot of a tiktoker with the overlaid caption, "I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead"
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
zeebie.bsky.social
JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY YOU CANNOT FOLLOW ME
July 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
zeebie.bsky.social
not really related, except that I thought of it bc of your italy posting - I passed this statue in the second-hand market on the empty lot by my building, and went "LU"
distant photograph of second-hand items on an asphalt lane next to a uhaul blurry, zoomed-in crop of the first photograph showing a statue of a monk that could plausibly be St. Francis
June 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
zeebie.bsky.social
going thru my photoshop folder and, good news: my sense of humor still makes me scream with laughter
The "pornography? on my computer? it's more likely than you think" meme, but the top text is written in Chinese characters to say "The moon? Representing MY heart?" with a photo of Lan Wangji from The Untamed. The character Sans from Undertale next to the character "zun." Reads as "san-zun." The meme "loss" but illustrated with a green and yellow line, to represent Nie Huaisang learning from Jin Guangyao that Nie Mingjue is dead (NMJ represented by a red-spotted green horizontal line). The comic Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff which contains the phrase "I warned you about stairs bro!! I told you dog!" The comic has been edited to look like Nie Mingjue warning Jin Guangyao about stairs as Jin Guangyao falls down them.
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
zeebie.bsky.social
No bids on my beta/specialist expertise offer yet; get in while the going's good, folks!

#FTH2025 #FandomTrumpsHate
February 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
zeebie.bsky.social
hey plant people... what exactly did I take home from my job?
a cutting with three leaves in a bottle of water the original large plant in a pot on a windowsill
February 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
zeebie.bsky.social
Once again, the good people of internet fandom may donate to a worthy cause and receive fanfiction from yours truly!

I'm also offering beta-reading and/or specialist expertise in North American concert dance 🩰

Bidding opens Feb. 25th

#FandomTrumpsHate
A graphic in various shades of green with Zeebie's icon (a photograph of glasses on a book page). It reads: "Fandom Trumps Hate 2025 Zeebie I will: write you fanfiction! (3k per $15 donation) Beta read your fic! Share my concert dance expertise! Currently offering: - Fullmetal Alchemist - MDZS/The Untamed - The Queen's Thief"
February 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
zeebie.bsky.social
deep cut, but the last two paragraphs of Gold Tonight were SO sicko mode for me
Meng Shi’s face becomes, astonishingly, even more beatific with a hope that she looks afraid to feel. “Do you really believe that?” she breathes. “I do,” Jiang Fengmian says. His chest aches the way it does when he’s been underwater for too long and the glittering light of the surface is just about to reach him. “I know he will.”
December 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
zeebie.bsky.social
let's fucking. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Confirmation of a Novavax COVID-19 vaccination appointment (9/18/2024)
September 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
zeebie.bsky.social
:O
Bluesky official logo. Celebrating 10 Million users! it's Zeebie! was #931,572 (Certified Bluesky Elderin the First 10%) - Joined Sept 9 2023
September 16, 2024 at 10:09 PM
zeebie.bsky.social
(my contribution)
August 5, 2024 at 1:05 AM
zeebie.bsky.social
preview is free, additional photos cost $19.99 monthly
a black and white (tuxedo) cat sitting very primly on crumpled brown paper and looking very alertly at the camera
December 8, 2023 at 12:58 AM
zeebie.bsky.social
two moods of chuchu
October 12, 2023 at 11:57 PM