Dorian Lord Zedd
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Dorian Lord Zedd
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This is why I have no friends.
*waves a five dollar bill and pats my lap*

dance, boy
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This is the type of exciting nail biting story my 2am insomnia needs. Subscribing to this thread.
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
No nut November strikes again
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I don't think there was any peanut butter in there. More like Kit Kat Hint of Peanut.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Nah, not threading. I just looked at your post and that amount of views is nuts being that I thought it was common knowledge. I don't like it, especially on myself. Result is too similar to waxing and clean lines line that for facial hair is a no from me.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Yeah. I need to clean up my eyebrows.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
*After the pilot
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yeah I don't blame you. The first episode is what lights the fire. Without it, you're missing the unfolding and reveal because it tells the story in reverse then the fun after the plot of how it gets there .. they messed you up with that advice
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
One of the best shows ever. I wouldn't have skipped the pilot but since you did already I'd keep going.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A part of me feels I lived all my lives perfectly, looking back. Not sure what life I'm in now but I need to have faith in 10 years I'll look back and it'll be clearly classified and again I'll be like "yup, I knew the assignment"
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I got rain
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I refuse to like this if it means you leave the bed
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In that life I was about 60% grudge (daytime) and 40% skaterboi twink (nighttime dancing in clubs on huge elevate speakers)
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I once had knuckles that had the word YUCK across them for *air quotes* fashion
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I need these right now
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I could totally see him wearing this
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hero
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
His pursed lips could never get around a horse's johnson
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM