me: they have smth in common tho. ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵃˢˢᵉᵗˢ
kiddo: huh???
me: they are both assets -- books ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵒᵒᵇˢ
Kiddo: 🙄

at least the target audience didnt call HR

When repacking the books into bags, suddenly the bag(1) cannot fit all the books(?!) so we had to put into another tote bag. there was one Triumph tote there for no reason.
kiddo: use Triumph bag? lol
me: why not? lol
but she picked a plain white one in the end.

Me: so did you finish/share it?
Kiddo: no, I finished it

Simisai

I GAVE ALT SOLUTIONS like
eat in a few batches or smth too

what was the feedback for??? Refund money? Don't buy again? Is this a small talk?

I'm very confused

so i was waiting for him to finish the story to ask: so did you google him?
but he added the punchline without my prompt
"i already know but imma let you finish"

barking at ppl how he was once famous
Friend then went back and googled him. Singer is fine, still active, making new songs, and having concerts
He was just projecting his joblessness on him
...and i already know dude's fine and all bc i watch jp music shows

K: very painful chewing and talking
Me, to me: why yapping non stop? Is this kiasu-ism??? Since already pain when chewing might as well chat???

I don't get yung ppl.

Lunch
Told kiddo I'm eating at pantry BC the usual yappers aren't around I don't have to socialise
K joins
Me: shares and promoted more about the smol town I visited
K, started yapping
Me: maybe she's feeling better
Later
Checks on kiddo on pain level
K: haha no talk no pain
Me: lunch time pain?

Then I said ok. She continued that her colleague is at lunch and her stomach was aching and she really has to go. I think everyone in my office heard it
Me: okokOKOKOK I CAN COVER
Could have just said I need the toilet
also it's a lot of words for someone who urgently needs to go