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Luis Martins
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se não sabes para que lado rodar a chave de fendas, lembra-te: a direita aperta, a esquerda liberta
My movie watching partner.
May 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Is there a Pulitzer for the vaguest, least informative headline? If there is, I’d like to submit this from @theguardian.com.
May 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Estão a lidar melhor com a crise de meia idade dos que eu conheço e que me mandam coisas destas.
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
how it feels to hit the button to retract the electrical side mirrors to go through a narrow alley in my seat leon
February 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s the little “fuck you elon”s that make me love Brazil.
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I just paid £5 for £2 worth of diabetes because it’s a “deal” and I’m bored at the airport.

They should take my card pin away from me.
February 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’d like to have a word with whomever advised Charles Bronson to change his hair and facial hair style in the 70s.
February 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Rewatched The Dirty Dozen, when we all agreed that fighting Nazis was enough to wipe any record clean.

How the times have changed, hey?
February 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
January 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Aqui vamos nós, rumo ao teu 19° aniversário, não é, velhote?
January 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
capa limpa, tupperwares vazios
December 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Vocês imaginam as maravilhas que estão por baixo desta fina capa?
December 25, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Dia de Natal e o insónias a fazer assistências para a área à Di Maria.
December 25, 2024 at 12:59 PM
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Este é o meu gato Fellini, fotografado à frente do sol de Krypton dos créditos do Superman: The Movie.
December 21, 2024 at 10:25 AM
"Há quem fale em dar o Nobel da Economia ao Milei!"

Quem?

"Eu. Eu ando a falar em dar o Noble da Economia ao Milei."

O P no símbolo serve para Público e para Puff Piece.
December 11, 2024 at 10:16 AM
O Jimmy está a ter um belíssimo fim de semana.
December 8, 2024 at 10:50 PM
eu, a usar o plural neste tweet
December 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
It says “It’s not like I really meant it…”
December 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
É só meter um bigode, uma boina, e uma camisa de manga curta com linhas finas a fazer quadrados grandes.
December 2, 2024 at 9:50 PM
What We Do In The Shadows is the best comedy on the telly.
December 2, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Estou a trabalhar no nosso amigo
December 1, 2024 at 8:11 PM
November 23, 2024 at 9:27 PM
claro que consigo

O @diogofaro.bsky.social a abrir conta no Bluesky e a encontrar um monte de posts feitos por ele
November 20, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Diogo Faro vs SensIdiota no Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 10:00 AM