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zebrasaurous
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Baltimore based women's tackle football player, AuDHD haver, Feminist Killjoy.
June 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What is your data based on, because it sounds like you are basing this on vibes?

There is literally no evidence that trading up for a non QB works out any more or less than trading up for a QB.

Additionally, every professional NFL analyst would disagree with you. Like this one:
April 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Anyone else ever suspect that their dog may secretly be the president?
April 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Graphic design is my passion.
April 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's the first week of the year when I can comfortably keep the door from my office to the back porch open.
March 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My personal favorite set of pens.
February 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The Super Bowl so far.
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
But this is Patrick Mahomes
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Lazy Saturday morning.
February 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me, every morning of 2025 so far, just waiting for human the human extinction event.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Our baby, Lolo, has another blockage, the second one in a year. Thankfully, we are in a much better financial situation this time.

But because this is her second one, she has to get a urethral shortening surgery. That's right, our trans cat is getting bottom surgery.
January 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today I learned that when someone says "Goblin" we both go to exactly the same place conceptually. This is a piece I did a while back. Why is it that goblins always have an uneven smile? I don't know, but they do. That's the rules!
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you are interested in starting, I cannot recommend a Purple Queen (Tradescantia pallida) enough - they are super resilient, beautiful and if you keep them indoors they require very little water.

Look at this bitch, she's giving.
January 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lets go birds!
January 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sometimes when you are a product designer you spend time looking through design files from other products that had interesting solutions, this is how my team ended up looking through old Nokia phones from the 90s, and found this unreleased collaboration that no one knew we missed out on.
January 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
January 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just found a place in Bmore that has an Italian sub almost identical to my favorite sub sandwich in Seattle!
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Ember Knights just came out with a DLC, so I've been playing through that
November 28, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Letsa go!
November 27, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Another classic Seahawks game.
November 25, 2024 at 1:15 AM
This is one of my all time faves.
November 23, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Went to dinner with @twolemonades.com at Toki Underground and there is an illustration of me on the menu.
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I caught a bee sleeping on our dill plant this morning.
May 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM
In case you were wondering who my dog likes better, me or my wife.
January 21, 2024 at 12:13 AM
This was on the "free" corner in my neighborhood - I don't even have a joke.
December 19, 2023 at 12:54 AM