Zebra Pig
@zebrapig.bsky.social
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Thank you god for Michael Sheen
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Thank you god for Michael Sheen
When they’re not feeling well and you say, ‘We can watch whatever you want.’ I should have known.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When they’re not feeling well and you say, ‘We can watch whatever you want.’ I should have known.
Some of us don’t have nice cats. I have one nice cat. The other is literally Lucifer. If anyone wants a ginger dickhead who bullies everything else alive and pees wherever he pleases let me know. Also I would lie in traffic for him.
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Some of us don’t have nice cats. I have one nice cat. The other is literally Lucifer. If anyone wants a ginger dickhead who bullies everything else alive and pees wherever he pleases let me know. Also I would lie in traffic for him.
I know this isn’t meant for me but hello, Fizz, Basil, Nermal, Bramble, Arthur, Sen, Katniss. You would have all hated each other. But god I loved you.
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I know this isn’t meant for me but hello, Fizz, Basil, Nermal, Bramble, Arthur, Sen, Katniss. You would have all hated each other. But god I loved you.
God I’ve heard some bullshit in the last 24 hours. Diwali fireworks should be illegal (but not Bonfire Night). White males have a terrible time trying to get a job because of ~diversity hires. Virginia Giuffre was making it all up and the fact that she died is proof.
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
God I’ve heard some bullshit in the last 24 hours. Diwali fireworks should be illegal (but not Bonfire Night). White males have a terrible time trying to get a job because of ~diversity hires. Virginia Giuffre was making it all up and the fact that she died is proof.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Next in the series of Men I Will Accept: @paganmusic.bsky.social . Home concert 67! Feat. in progress Lego Rivendell.
October 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Next in the series of Men I Will Accept: @paganmusic.bsky.social . Home concert 67! Feat. in progress Lego Rivendell.
I have no proof but I did a flawless bit of parallel parking tonight. In the dark and everything. At least @omnienby.bsky.social was there.
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have no proof but I did a flawless bit of parallel parking tonight. In the dark and everything. At least @omnienby.bsky.social was there.
Walked up by The Needles. She’s not a bad looking country, in a good light 🇬🇧
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Walked up by The Needles. She’s not a bad looking country, in a good light 🇬🇧
He got his own train ticket 😭
September 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
He got his own train ticket 😭
In the New Forest for the week! CJ’s badly allergic to something and I started my period a week early but we are determined to enjoy ourselves!!!
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In the New Forest for the week! CJ’s badly allergic to something and I started my period a week early but we are determined to enjoy ourselves!!!
I have no idea where this Gengar came from but he lives in the conservatory now.
September 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have no idea where this Gengar came from but he lives in the conservatory now.
Full marks in the BBC News quiz this week. That never happens! I did guess the football question.
September 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Full marks in the BBC News quiz this week. That never happens! I did guess the football question.
My second mystery book arrived. This looks great.
September 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My second mystery book arrived. This looks great.
Nice time at the local farm shop’s sunflower field
August 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Nice time at the local farm shop’s sunflower field
Hello I am 44 and tried to eat some peaches preserved in juice
August 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hello I am 44 and tried to eat some peaches preserved in juice
Congratulations to this goat on his GCSE results
August 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Congratulations to this goat on his GCSE results
Someone asked AI to find a picture of any man with a diagonal fringe
August 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Someone asked AI to find a picture of any man with a diagonal fringe
Literally took this today for you
August 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Literally took this today for you
I was gifted a 3-month mystery book subscription and this is the first one to arrive. I shall report back! I like the cover and would probably have picked this up in the shop.
August 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I was gifted a 3-month mystery book subscription and this is the first one to arrive. I shall report back! I like the cover and would probably have picked this up in the shop.
I assume my protein powder arriving in this tub means it will transform me into a superhero. Watch out Tom I’m coming for your girl.
August 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I assume my protein powder arriving in this tub means it will transform me into a superhero. Watch out Tom I’m coming for your girl.
Tried to do the season core meme and got this, which frankly seems the most accurate result
August 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Tried to do the season core meme and got this, which frankly seems the most accurate result
We’re all bastards here
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We’re all bastards here
