Another Sebastian
@zeblito.bsky.social
I don’t like bad things
Is doing your wordle while pooping considered multitasking?
August 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Is doing your wordle while pooping considered multitasking?
$8.6 million pounds??? I wouldn’t even pay $8.6 million dollars for that. Looks like something you’d see at a goodwill
July 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
$8.6 million pounds??? I wouldn’t even pay $8.6 million dollars for that. Looks like something you’d see at a goodwill
Chuck Schumer sent me a fundraising text - never. He’s part of the Dem’s problem. don’t they get it?
June 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Chuck Schumer sent me a fundraising text - never. He’s part of the Dem’s problem. don’t they get it?
It’s TACO Tuesday
Trump orders Ice raids on farms and hotels after pausing them days earlier
Reversal comes days after president posted on Truth Social his ‘very aggressive’ raids were hurting farmers and hotels
www.theguardian.com
June 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s TACO Tuesday
MAGA extremists out of control now murdering dem lawmakers.
It was time to be outraged a long time ago.
If not now, when?
It was time to be outraged a long time ago.
If not now, when?
June 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
MAGA extremists out of control now murdering dem lawmakers.
It was time to be outraged a long time ago.
If not now, when?
It was time to be outraged a long time ago.
If not now, when?
I’m getting sick and tired of being sick and tired
I’m sick of all the bullshit
I’m sick of all the lies
Can you name the band👆
I’m sick of all the bullshit
I’m sick of all the lies
Can you name the band👆
June 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m getting sick and tired of being sick and tired
I’m sick of all the bullshit
I’m sick of all the lies
Can you name the band👆
I’m sick of all the bullshit
I’m sick of all the lies
Can you name the band👆
Remember before inauguration when things weren’t total chaos?
June 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Remember before inauguration when things weren’t total chaos?
Wait, can the president threaten people who give money to opposition parties?
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wait, can the president threaten people who give money to opposition parties?
Medicare cuts
Healthcare cuts (aca)
Cuts to all gov agencies
Balooning debt
Inflation by tariff
Dollar loses value
But hey it’s all worth it to make the oligarchs even richer
Healthcare cuts (aca)
Cuts to all gov agencies
Balooning debt
Inflation by tariff
Dollar loses value
But hey it’s all worth it to make the oligarchs even richer
June 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Medicare cuts
Healthcare cuts (aca)
Cuts to all gov agencies
Balooning debt
Inflation by tariff
Dollar loses value
But hey it’s all worth it to make the oligarchs even richer
Healthcare cuts (aca)
Cuts to all gov agencies
Balooning debt
Inflation by tariff
Dollar loses value
But hey it’s all worth it to make the oligarchs even richer
The vague nuclear plan for Iran sounds like this Paris Accords (except - too late dumbass)
June 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The vague nuclear plan for Iran sounds like this Paris Accords (except - too late dumbass)
Headline: “You won’t believe how many people these celeb’s have had sex with”
Me: Can we just focus on the Gaza situation? Or Ukraine? Or the climate catastrophe?
Click
Me: Can we just focus on the Gaza situation? Or Ukraine? Or the climate catastrophe?
Click
June 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Headline: “You won’t believe how many people these celeb’s have had sex with”
Me: Can we just focus on the Gaza situation? Or Ukraine? Or the climate catastrophe?
Click
Me: Can we just focus on the Gaza situation? Or Ukraine? Or the climate catastrophe?
Click
Trump is going to dunk this economy into the deepest recession or depression. Bond markets in trouble. Mortgage rates up. Dollar weak. So stupid.
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trump is going to dunk this economy into the deepest recession or depression. Bond markets in trouble. Mortgage rates up. Dollar weak. So stupid.
What happened. Elon got his ass kicked by Stephan Miller because he’s fucking his wife. To spare Miller the cuck label and himself the embarrassment of getting whupped by scrawny Miller they hatched a truly Trumpian deal. Musk takes the girl, Miller keeps his job and rep and blame it on a 5 yo kid.
A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon?
www.nytimes.com
May 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What happened. Elon got his ass kicked by Stephan Miller because he’s fucking his wife. To spare Miller the cuck label and himself the embarrassment of getting whupped by scrawny Miller they hatched a truly Trumpian deal. Musk takes the girl, Miller keeps his job and rep and blame it on a 5 yo kid.
Tariffs = a national sales tax
Republicans are raising your taxes
Republicans are raising your taxes
May 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Tariffs = a national sales tax
Republicans are raising your taxes
Republicans are raising your taxes
Her: I’m catching a cold
Me: I have some really great magical thinking remedies that work almost as good as a placebo
Me: I have some really great magical thinking remedies that work almost as good as a placebo
May 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Her: I’m catching a cold
Me: I have some really great magical thinking remedies that work almost as good as a placebo
Me: I have some really great magical thinking remedies that work almost as good as a placebo
Canada doesn’t need a dome because they don’t piss everyone off all the time.
May 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Canada doesn’t need a dome because they don’t piss everyone off all the time.
Earlier this month the Federal Reserve had to step in and buy our own treasuries because there was no demand.
Why is the Fed quietly buying billions in bonds - and hoping nobody notices?
www.morningstar.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Earlier this month the Federal Reserve had to step in and buy our own treasuries because there was no demand.
Stop whining about Jake Tapper and his book
Start asking why Biden ran for a second term
Start asking why Biden ran for a second term
May 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Stop whining about Jake Tapper and his book
Start asking why Biden ran for a second term
Start asking why Biden ran for a second term
Mr. Art of the Deal got played by Putin… again
May 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mr. Art of the Deal got played by Putin… again
Republicans aren’t even pretending to care about national debt.
May 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Republicans aren’t even pretending to care about national debt.
Can you imagine the 2 hour call with Putin? I’d bet anything Trump ranted about himself, Springsteen and Swift for at least 90 minutes. Probably more.
May 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can you imagine the 2 hour call with Putin? I’d bet anything Trump ranted about himself, Springsteen and Swift for at least 90 minutes. Probably more.
Also - remember when Doge terminated the Americorps disaster response program? But golf. Yay golf.
That's what a malignant narcissist does. He bitches about everything under the sun, tweeting like a little emo punkass, then goes about his rich-guy life.
Traitor Trump doesn't give a fuck about you or your family. The GOP doesn't care if you live or die. Stop voting for racism and stupidity.
Traitor Trump doesn't give a fuck about you or your family. The GOP doesn't care if you live or die. Stop voting for racism and stupidity.
May 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Also - remember when Doge terminated the Americorps disaster response program? But golf. Yay golf.
As a small business owner I am insulted by the idea that Trump would tax my imports and ask me to “eat” the cost. It’s absurd.
May 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
As a small business owner I am insulted by the idea that Trump would tax my imports and ask me to “eat” the cost. It’s absurd.
Hamas attack on Oct 7th was an act of terror
Israel responded with a crime against humanity
Israel responded with a crime against humanity
May 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hamas attack on Oct 7th was an act of terror
Israel responded with a crime against humanity
Israel responded with a crime against humanity