zebbs
@zebbs.bsky.social
🍉🟦☮️🏳️⚧️Bicycle enjoyer. Rocket surgeon. Kitchen witch. Alpha gal. Freakin' Eurekan. Kind of nerdy.
This is why, when cooking, I go by instinct. Measuring spoons and cups can fuck right off. This is also why, when BAKING, I weigh ingredients on a digital scale.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is why, when cooking, I go by instinct. Measuring spoons and cups can fuck right off. This is also why, when BAKING, I weigh ingredients on a digital scale.
howcome most of my friends are multiclassed?
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
howcome most of my friends are multiclassed?
Tried to balance phone on dashboard for a driveway selfie. The screwed up pic turned out almost better than the composed one.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Tried to balance phone on dashboard for a driveway selfie. The screwed up pic turned out almost better than the composed one.
cute. i'm going to need winter footwear soon. probably gonna end up with some napoleon dynamite ass moon boots. oh well.
have a shitpost
have a shitpost
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
cute. i'm going to need winter footwear soon. probably gonna end up with some napoleon dynamite ass moon boots. oh well.
have a shitpost
have a shitpost
i don't recall the original version having tentacles
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
i don't recall the original version having tentacles
These things are like advent calendars for drugs 🎄
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
These things are like advent calendars for drugs 🎄
heh, those bunnies do be working
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
heh, those bunnies do be working
turkey spam is pretty good. that is all.
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
turkey spam is pretty good. that is all.
At first I thought going back on Facebook was gonna be awful. I was wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
At first I thought going back on Facebook was gonna be awful. I was wrong.
imagine not thinking about pizza smh
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
imagine not thinking about pizza smh
My stupid ass did 9 hours in a commercial kitchen today, on a slammed holiday weekend, only to come home and embark on this bullshit at 2am. There's something liberating about not following a recipe. Plus, I'm gonna have healthy comfort food for DAYS.
September 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
My stupid ass did 9 hours in a commercial kitchen today, on a slammed holiday weekend, only to come home and embark on this bullshit at 2am. There's something liberating about not following a recipe. Plus, I'm gonna have healthy comfort food for DAYS.
I heard there's a suspected child sex trafficker and 34-time convicted felon living in DC at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Oh, and the form permits you submit up to 100MB of files as "evidence."
Y'all know what to do.
Oh, and the form permits you submit up to 100MB of files as "evidence."
Y'all know what to do.
August 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I heard there's a suspected child sex trafficker and 34-time convicted felon living in DC at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Oh, and the form permits you submit up to 100MB of files as "evidence."
Y'all know what to do.
Oh, and the form permits you submit up to 100MB of files as "evidence."
Y'all know what to do.
but do you keep yours in a pickle jar?
July 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
but do you keep yours in a pickle jar?
