Zachary Wyatt
@zdwyatt.bsky.social
Senior Legislative Attorney. I don't make the laws. I just write 'em.
That shading is *exquisite.*
November 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
That shading is *exquisite.*
That looks like an excellent spot for a picnic area.
November 22, 2024 at 4:04 PM
That looks like an excellent spot for a picnic area.
Warrantless blood draws
Are unconstitutional
Tell us why we're wrong
State v. Prado, 2020 WI App 42, ¶ 64
5/5
Are unconstitutional
Tell us why we're wrong
State v. Prado, 2020 WI App 42, ¶ 64
5/5
November 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Warrantless blood draws
Are unconstitutional
Tell us why we're wrong
State v. Prado, 2020 WI App 42, ¶ 64
5/5
Are unconstitutional
Tell us why we're wrong
State v. Prado, 2020 WI App 42, ¶ 64
5/5
In fruits of this search
Though we do not agree why
There’s no privacy
State v. Randall, 2019 WI 80, ¶¶ 39, 76
4/5
Though we do not agree why
There’s no privacy
State v. Randall, 2019 WI 80, ¶¶ 39, 76
4/5
November 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
In fruits of this search
Though we do not agree why
There’s no privacy
State v. Randall, 2019 WI 80, ¶¶ 39, 76
4/5
Though we do not agree why
There’s no privacy
State v. Randall, 2019 WI 80, ¶¶ 39, 76
4/5
Your first one still counts
Expungement and vacatur
Are not the same thing
State v. Braunschweig, 2018 WI 113, ¶¶ 19-21
3/5
Expungement and vacatur
Are not the same thing
State v. Braunschweig, 2018 WI 113, ¶¶ 19-21
3/5
November 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Your first one still counts
Expungement and vacatur
Are not the same thing
State v. Braunschweig, 2018 WI 113, ¶¶ 19-21
3/5
Expungement and vacatur
Are not the same thing
State v. Braunschweig, 2018 WI 113, ¶¶ 19-21
3/5
That math was so wrong
Each penalty enhancer
Is ciphered alone
State v. Neill, 2020 WI 15, ¶ 28
2/5
Each penalty enhancer
Is ciphered alone
State v. Neill, 2020 WI 15, ¶ 28
2/5
November 12, 2024 at 11:27 PM
That math was so wrong
Each penalty enhancer
Is ciphered alone
State v. Neill, 2020 WI 15, ¶ 28
2/5
Each penalty enhancer
Is ciphered alone
State v. Neill, 2020 WI 15, ¶ 28
2/5
Before, when we said,
“You can kick trespassers off.”
We did not mean kick.
Daley v. Chicago & N. W. R. Co., 145 Wis. 249 (1911)
7/7
“You can kick trespassers off.”
We did not mean kick.
Daley v. Chicago & N. W. R. Co., 145 Wis. 249 (1911)
7/7
December 6, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Before, when we said,
“You can kick trespassers off.”
We did not mean kick.
Daley v. Chicago & N. W. R. Co., 145 Wis. 249 (1911)
7/7
“You can kick trespassers off.”
We did not mean kick.
Daley v. Chicago & N. W. R. Co., 145 Wis. 249 (1911)
7/7
Can’t claim damages
For shame over your arrest
It was your own fault
Hotzel v. Simmons, 258 Wis. 234 (1951)
6/7
For shame over your arrest
It was your own fault
Hotzel v. Simmons, 258 Wis. 234 (1951)
6/7
December 6, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Can’t claim damages
For shame over your arrest
It was your own fault
Hotzel v. Simmons, 258 Wis. 234 (1951)
6/7
For shame over your arrest
It was your own fault
Hotzel v. Simmons, 258 Wis. 234 (1951)
6/7
Do not come crying
When your legs are gone because
You crawled ‘neath a train
Anderson v. Green Bay & W. RR, 99 Wis. 2d 514 (1980)
5/7
When your legs are gone because
You crawled ‘neath a train
Anderson v. Green Bay & W. RR, 99 Wis. 2d 514 (1980)
5/7
December 6, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Do not come crying
When your legs are gone because
You crawled ‘neath a train
Anderson v. Green Bay & W. RR, 99 Wis. 2d 514 (1980)
5/7
When your legs are gone because
You crawled ‘neath a train
Anderson v. Green Bay & W. RR, 99 Wis. 2d 514 (1980)
5/7
Catch that midnight train?
Catch the conductor and pay
Catch hands otherwise
Metzinger v. Perry, 197 Wis. 16 (1928)
4/7
Catch the conductor and pay
Catch hands otherwise
Metzinger v. Perry, 197 Wis. 16 (1928)
4/7
December 6, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Catch that midnight train?
Catch the conductor and pay
Catch hands otherwise
Metzinger v. Perry, 197 Wis. 16 (1928)
4/7
Catch the conductor and pay
Catch hands otherwise
Metzinger v. Perry, 197 Wis. 16 (1928)
4/7
If a man beats you
But you stay on the street car
Are you really hurt?
Coombs v. Southern Wis. R. Co, 162 Wis. 111 (1916)
3/7
But you stay on the street car
Are you really hurt?
Coombs v. Southern Wis. R. Co, 162 Wis. 111 (1916)
3/7
December 6, 2023 at 7:39 PM
If a man beats you
But you stay on the street car
Are you really hurt?
Coombs v. Southern Wis. R. Co, 162 Wis. 111 (1916)
3/7
But you stay on the street car
Are you really hurt?
Coombs v. Southern Wis. R. Co, 162 Wis. 111 (1916)
3/7
Sure, we took your land
Just drop the takings clause gripe
And enjoy the train
In re Milwaukee Electric R. & L. Co., 189 Wis. 96 (1926)
2/7
Just drop the takings clause gripe
And enjoy the train
In re Milwaukee Electric R. & L. Co., 189 Wis. 96 (1926)
2/7
December 6, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Sure, we took your land
Just drop the takings clause gripe
And enjoy the train
In re Milwaukee Electric R. & L. Co., 189 Wis. 96 (1926)
2/7
Just drop the takings clause gripe
And enjoy the train
In re Milwaukee Electric R. & L. Co., 189 Wis. 96 (1926)
2/7