Not true. They are at least partially dedicated to persecuting his enemies, which they also are not good at.

My goodness I'm glad you lived to tell. Those things only make you *feel* invincible you know

(Got pulled over twice my grandma was *pissed*)

My grandparents owned one of these. At nigh 16 I dashed through 400 miles of Kansas prairie in it. Felt like I was moving through a shaft of light. The safflowers bared their faces to me instead of the sun.

Is the point of this reply to engage with the messaging or to broadcast your progressive bona fides? Because the ad actually does address two of your concerns...

Really blessed to have been a 12-year-old boy with Showtime in the home in 1993. Just an amazing confluence of circumstances.