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@zcorbain.bsky.social
"He's just zis guy, you know." - Gag Halfrunt
It's a start.
January 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Driving to work, my car skidded on ice. The left dumped snow on the country to try and kill me. They are trying to cancel us to silence our message of peace and love. Kumbaya. I will not go quietly into the night.
January 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
There's a difference between earning it and sloppy seconds.
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
2/2 Infighting and division caused the suffragettes to delay getting the vote by decades. We don't have decades. The left needs to learn from history because the right doesn't want them to.
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
You're right. Less gatekeeping needs to happen on the left. Point out how problematic things can be improved, accept shortcomings, move on. Support and promote each other.
They need to understand "Save the dolphins" doesn't mean "Fuck the whales." 1/
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I do agree. We live in a time when a large group of powerful people backed by money are looking to twist society to their view by any means necessary. Fortunately there is opposition, and we do need to support them. The dems need to choose the segment of society ignored by republicans over money.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
True, but will that stop people from trying and rationalizing a reason? There is already talk of a 3rd term, the rationalization being no more than 2 consecutive terms. Put milktoast Jared on the throne for 2 years to "reset" the clock.
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Civil War 2.0, here we come.
NRA: "Guns protect us against gov't tyranny. What?! We can keep our guns? Okay. We'll fight for you."
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 AM
My prediction: 2028 elections will be delayed by 2 years because of a war, and rationalized as "The constitution says 10 years max."
Then cancelled: "Not having an election saved money."
Americans: At least we didn't have to put up with 2 years of election campaigning. Let's keep this up.
January 7, 2026 at 6:48 AM
"Actions speak louder than words." Yes, but people listen to words. Speaking about virtue is the NuVirtue. It conserves energy.
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
"No one died. At least no one worth talking about."
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Pardons are multitiered indulgences:
Economy Pardons: get out of jail free.
Insurrection Pardon: +Free tour of Capitol. Limited time offer
Pardon Plus: get a shout out with your pardon.
Premium Pardon: pardon, praise, with WH dinner and photo-op
Executive Pardon: Hernández opted in, Maduro did not.
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"Laws for thee, but not for me."
January 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Yep. Just about every war and conflict in US history had an economic driver under a facade of morality.
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
5 years since the electoral "tourist" wandered astray within the halls of congress.
Congress, the opposite of progress, has since abdicated power, so they're really not a legislature anymore. More like a bunch of puppets with a hand shoved up their a..
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Please do.
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The reasons are two-fold, distract from the Epstein-tRump bromance files, & open up Argentina's oil field to American interest. The next gov't will be vassals to the US oil companies extracting their oil.
January 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Honduras is of no economic interest for the US.
January 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM