zachary chetchavat
@zchetchavat.bsky.social
i like basketball, tennis, running, fried foods, and data.
analytics engineering at beacon biosignals
he/him
analytics engineering at beacon biosignals
he/him
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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really respect lewis hamilton for taking care of his dog. i feel like a lot of celebrities treat animals as playthings or accessories. or they buy an expensive breed and treat it as a status symbol. but he seemingly cared about his dog like a member of his family.
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
really respect lewis hamilton for taking care of his dog. i feel like a lot of celebrities treat animals as playthings or accessories. or they buy an expensive breed and treat it as a status symbol. but he seemingly cared about his dog like a member of his family.
chili's boots for spring and summer, christmas timbs for fall and winter
"Are you wearing th—"
"The Tecovas x Chili’s cowboy boots made from Chili’s booth leather? Yeah, I am."
"The Tecovas x Chili’s cowboy boots made from Chili’s booth leather? Yeah, I am."
July 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
chili's boots for spring and summer, christmas timbs for fall and winter
hell yeah
July 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
hell yeah
my unfounded conspiracy theory is that the astronomer stuff is astroturfing
July 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
my unfounded conspiracy theory is that the astronomer stuff is astroturfing
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BARS
there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him
Bread is always good…. I don’t know what Cheesecake Factory does to that brown bread but it’s always good
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
June 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
BARS
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i'm into homeopathic medicine, like that medicine that gives my homies the path to being cured
May 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i'm into homeopathic medicine, like that medicine that gives my homies the path to being cured
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Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada
insanely funny to have the likely future Prime Minister of Canada just take my chart and intentionally crop out the watermark where I say I made it lmao
April 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada
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Still got it! In full uniform, Ichiro Suzuki throws an 84 mph first pitch for the Mariners' #OpeningDay.
March 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Still got it! In full uniform, Ichiro Suzuki throws an 84 mph first pitch for the Mariners' #OpeningDay.
something about push!() vs .append just gets me
January 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
something about push!() vs .append just gets me
😳
December 30, 2024 at 9:15 PM
😳
the instant read probe thermometer is an incredible invention
December 25, 2024 at 9:55 PM
the instant read probe thermometer is an incredible invention
one of my favorite things to do on a longer run is to listen to albums cover to cover.
in the next few weeks I have a bunch of longer runs, do you have any albums you want to recommend me?
in the next few weeks I have a bunch of longer runs, do you have any albums you want to recommend me?
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
one of my favorite things to do on a longer run is to listen to albums cover to cover.
in the next few weeks I have a bunch of longer runs, do you have any albums you want to recommend me?
in the next few weeks I have a bunch of longer runs, do you have any albums you want to recommend me?
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Underrated aspect of this is how he nails the delivery—the cadence / tone is sports talk perfection 👌
December 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Underrated aspect of this is how he nails the delivery—the cadence / tone is sports talk perfection 👌
bw3: buffalo wild web3
November 27, 2024 at 4:01 AM
bw3: buffalo wild web3
had to do a double take to make sure geordie greep wasn't tristan handy
November 25, 2024 at 4:50 AM
had to do a double take to make sure geordie greep wasn't tristan handy
i think back to back half marathon training blocks were a mistake for me
November 23, 2024 at 9:52 PM
i think back to back half marathon training blocks were a mistake for me
bluesky is better twitter/threads because i don't constantly see posts complaining to jack/elon/zuck/mosseri
November 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
bluesky is better twitter/threads because i don't constantly see posts complaining to jack/elon/zuck/mosseri
fellas, is it non-heteronormative to express joy for others?
fox news: yes, absolutely.
fox news: yes, absolutely.
November 21, 2024 at 4:28 AM
fellas, is it non-heteronormative to express joy for others?
fox news: yes, absolutely.
fox news: yes, absolutely.
i hope this joke lives forever
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
i hope this joke lives forever
you know I thought dbt model versions was gonna be a big deal, but now that I use them I feel pretty mixed
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
you know I thought dbt model versions was gonna be a big deal, but now that I use them I feel pretty mixed