Force ICE to poop their pants needs to become a movement

Quick, someone get the proof to Mueller. I bet he’ll save us!

Wdym “go”? Buddy, it’s gone. While you think he’s hiding his power entire buildings of people are being disappeared

ICE isnt the police, that’s true. ICE is way more powerful than the police.

But it’s America’s addiction to the violent corruption of policing, despite it consistently failing to keep us safe even with cartoonishly ballooning budgets that got us here. You wanted homeland security? You got it

Maybe if you pray real hard mueller will come save the day just like he didn’t back in 2016

Nice to see liberals haven’t abandoned the old “alarmist” chestnut just because the president is deploying active military to American cities. Wouldnt wanna freak anyone out, after all

I can propose a hypothetical. Like, if Donald trump had a stroke that put him in a permanent vegetative state. Turnip trump > Regular trump

Build a domestic military force to fight terrorism ✅

Increase the budget until it’s the 17th largest military in the world ✅

Staff it with fascist loyalists ✅

Redefine “terrorism” to include liberals ✅

Defund the rest of the government ✅

Make sure it has a snappy name like ICE or maybe SS ✅

Stupid? I’m the lord of edge and you think that’s stupid?

I would have you sent to the re-education camps but I don’t actually have any. It’s mostly a ceremonial title

I think “carved” is what you got wrong there, Vance