Shout out to my dog for single-pawdedly holding the last strand of sanity I've got left. You're doing a great job, sweetie.

Dear Summer: if there isn't water involved, I'm not going.

I just want to jump at the chance of an interaction with @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com on here, and show him who my kid chose for preschool when asked to decorate a pumpkin with his favorite literary character 🐼

I feel like it's part of my friends' job description to inform me if there is remotely ANYTHING at all on my Instagram profile that would encourage a Musky Boy impersonator to try to follow me.