wait till you find out what happens when teenage boys get a subaru

I like the kick-y guy game, you know the one?

Brethren in The Weave we remain, study youngling, so that in the morrow we may fight the righteous battles our forefathers nary could.

Every day, we draw nearer to the waters as we summon the resurgence of hieroglyphs. We hear their siren sonnet and stumble closer to them on the slippery slopes ashore.

Mother was right about you.

Prithee, tell me where this 'balatro may be so that I can slay it? I've nary heard the bards herald of this beast.

I've been in the plains of the Hells for far too long, and I must resurface.

There are battles far greater than our comprehension. We mustn't falter; lest we allow division to envelop us all into eternal darkness.

Freedom from the shackles of cringe culture is the most liberating act one can pursue

One day, I will understand this statement and agree. For now, I must ponder the orb.

They spit in dev's mouths like baby birds with their manure-tier pay and expect quality