Zast
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prime 4 would have been a much better game if they ignored the metroid fans begging for the sylux game and just made something new.
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
prime 4 would have been a much better game if they ignored the metroid fans begging for the sylux game and just made something new.
lmao we had a contractor say he isn't comfortable coming back to our workplace because of the neighborhood this is the funniest shit ever but also shut down the bus station he is completely right.
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
lmao we had a contractor say he isn't comfortable coming back to our workplace because of the neighborhood this is the funniest shit ever but also shut down the bus station he is completely right.
Sonic adventure 1 has a way better intro cutscene than 2 it's laughable how much lower effort the 2 intro is.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sonic adventure 1 has a way better intro cutscene than 2 it's laughable how much lower effort the 2 intro is.
Australian kids being banned from social media is a good thing actually
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Australian kids being banned from social media is a good thing actually
Starting a carfax like service for people that post about their opinions on video games on the internet. Do a quick background check to see if there is any proof the person has ever actually played the game.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Starting a carfax like service for people that post about their opinions on video games on the internet. Do a quick background check to see if there is any proof the person has ever actually played the game.
The prime tier list is 3>2>1 anyone that complains about corruption being linear has not played the entire trilogy recently enough. They are all extremely linear and if you have a brain you just look at the map and go straight to where the next item is in any of the games.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The prime tier list is 3>2>1 anyone that complains about corruption being linear has not played the entire trilogy recently enough. They are all extremely linear and if you have a brain you just look at the map and go straight to where the next item is in any of the games.
A crazy ass hunter got mad that we were at a place before them and demanded we leave because they were doing a deer drive after we had already been in our spots for over a hour. The worst part is it wasn't even a good deer drive it was an amish pots and pans deer drive which just causes chaos.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A crazy ass hunter got mad that we were at a place before them and demanded we leave because they were doing a deer drive after we had already been in our spots for over a hour. The worst part is it wasn't even a good deer drive it was an amish pots and pans deer drive which just causes chaos.
metroid prime devs have an irregular fetish for end game keyhunts can't believe they fooled me twice after prime 1 that they surely wouldnt do this again.
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
metroid prime devs have an irregular fetish for end game keyhunts can't believe they fooled me twice after prime 1 that they surely wouldnt do this again.
Finished prime 2. It's incredibly how a game with such better basically everything can really drag down the experience with xbox 360 colors, and the general progression.
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Finished prime 2. It's incredibly how a game with such better basically everything can really drag down the experience with xbox 360 colors, and the general progression.
Struggling to make it through metroid prime 2 the game has much better boss fights than prime 1 but holy hell is the game a visually uninteresting 2009 xbox 360 game besides a single area that was cool. Also dark beam being ice beam for the classic freeze and missile makes light beam feel bad lmao.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Struggling to make it through metroid prime 2 the game has much better boss fights than prime 1 but holy hell is the game a visually uninteresting 2009 xbox 360 game besides a single area that was cool. Also dark beam being ice beam for the classic freeze and missile makes light beam feel bad lmao.
What did the artist mean by this
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
What did the artist mean by this
Dont talk to me or any of my revolver shaped family members ever again
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dont talk to me or any of my revolver shaped family members ever again
Praying every day that the ff7 remake trilogy really is a lifestream aerith and sephiroth proxy war sequel just so all the people saying playing the original isnt necessary can be outed as bangladesh bad faith schizo ops.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Praying every day that the ff7 remake trilogy really is a lifestream aerith and sephiroth proxy war sequel just so all the people saying playing the original isnt necessary can be outed as bangladesh bad faith schizo ops.
At this point if you still assume people are shitposting or trolling when they say insane things online you are doing yourself a disservice because it's way funnier to assume everything written as serious and that people have brain damage.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
At this point if you still assume people are shitposting or trolling when they say insane things online you are doing yourself a disservice because it's way funnier to assume everything written as serious and that people have brain damage.
I like how what I liked about metroid prime 1 was abandoned for 2 which was the really pretty visual design of the game for a 2009 xbox 360 brown game.
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I like how what I liked about metroid prime 1 was abandoned for 2 which was the really pretty visual design of the game for a 2009 xbox 360 brown game.
You will switch the color weapon to open the color door, you will switch the weapon to kill the color enemy, you will fight the ghosts, you will fight the bosses that have janky hurtboxes.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
You will switch the color weapon to open the color door, you will switch the weapon to kill the color enemy, you will fight the ghosts, you will fight the bosses that have janky hurtboxes.
Im playing through metroid prime for the first time since like 2009 and im convinced it got a pass from everyone that jerks it off just because it was graphically impressive at the time.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Im playing through metroid prime for the first time since like 2009 and im convinced it got a pass from everyone that jerks it off just because it was graphically impressive at the time.
Working on my car or doing random house improvements are much more enjoyable and fufilling than any game with the roguelike tag on steam tbh
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Working on my car or doing random house improvements are much more enjoyable and fufilling than any game with the roguelike tag on steam tbh
Really glad I bought a house if this 50 year mortgage shit goes through. It's just gonna cause another pricing race and I'm betting house prices will shoot up again lmao.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Really glad I bought a house if this 50 year mortgage shit goes through. It's just gonna cause another pricing race and I'm betting house prices will shoot up again lmao.
Finding out that a family is broke because their childcare costs more than one of them makes working and that the lower paid parent refuses to be a stay at home parent until their kid is school aged is some funny shit tbh.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Finding out that a family is broke because their childcare costs more than one of them makes working and that the lower paid parent refuses to be a stay at home parent until their kid is school aged is some funny shit tbh.