zarkdion1.bsky.social
@zarkdion1.bsky.social
You're gonna hear people tell you to start basic and then expand. With all due respect to those people, ignore them. Start with the most fascinating, most hyperspecific lore tidbit you have.
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Best I can do is a pizza party every quarter we meet our ever-increasing growth metrics.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
little critter!!!!
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*To the tune of "the boys are back in town"* The boys are hoppin' 'round!
July 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So anyway I started blasting
June 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I believe that Rick and Morty tackled this exact thought experiment in an episode.
June 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You gonna name names or leave me in suspense?
May 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Oh fuck yeah!
May 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
What happened?
May 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Excuse me? This is her first role?!
a man is smiling and saying we will watch your career with great interest .
Alt: a man is smiling and saying we will watch your career with great interest .
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May 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Sadly every word was a waste of good ink on her.
May 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The floppen!
May 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We could make a hit EDM song outta that.
May 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is this in ignorance of or in reaction to witch from mercury?
May 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Good girrrrrrrrl
May 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Squeeeeesh
May 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM