remember in Futurama how they had a machine that inserted ads into your dreams? one of those, but for inserting tech founder keynotes into your nightmares

Zuckin’

I’m skeeting

We should call them “skeets” here

Isn’t this the guy who used to record himself getting drunk for money

Can’t we please get them to fight in real life

I do my best

Not sure why people thought it was gonna be good??

he’ll yeag

(looking at the bsky invite code in my inbox while everyones talking about Threads) you know what, I think today’s the day