Jeff Zitter
@zapstudios.bsky.social
Old dude trying to stay above the dirt, currently training for 2nd degree black belt. An artist, happily married for 30 years, and a dad of 2 terrific kid-dults. #FlyEaglesFly #ufosky #uapsky
We gotchyer back bro.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We gotchyer back bro.
Pumpkin Spice @&#%! that £#%#!
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pumpkin Spice @&#%! that £#%#!
On the frontline of war ravaged Portland. A face off with illegal amphibians.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
On the frontline of war ravaged Portland. A face off with illegal amphibians.
I think I jinxed them, last year I bought a bunch of skeletons on sale after Halloween, so I set this up for Red October. Unfortunately, it’s becoming Dead October. I took them down, hoping to lift the curse.
October 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I think I jinxed them, last year I bought a bunch of skeletons on sale after Halloween, so I set this up for Red October. Unfortunately, it’s becoming Dead October. I took them down, hoping to lift the curse.
This awesome. Yep, definitely don’t call them. 🤣
June 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This awesome. Yep, definitely don’t call them. 🤣
Holy shit! Of course, we knew that already, but still… Holy shit!
June 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Holy shit! Of course, we knew that already, but still… Holy shit!
Yep, the Boss always shows up.
May 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yep, the Boss always shows up.
Kenzo… Love the name. Down here in the Philly area, people from the now notorious area “Kensington” used to be mockingly referred to as Kenzos. Years ago client of mine created a regular comedy bit Chip Snapper’s TapRoom in Kensington. I created this art for the off-shoot character, Kenzo the Clown.
May 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Kenzo… Love the name. Down here in the Philly area, people from the now notorious area “Kensington” used to be mockingly referred to as Kenzos. Years ago client of mine created a regular comedy bit Chip Snapper’s TapRoom in Kensington. I created this art for the off-shoot character, Kenzo the Clown.
Sending a clear message to the administration.
May 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sending a clear message to the administration.
Hey boys and girls, today’s secret word is…
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hey boys and girls, today’s secret word is…
The whole world is so excited about the Dire Wolf pups being brought back from 10,000 years of extinction. What’s the big deal? I bought one from Temu last month.
April 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The whole world is so excited about the Dire Wolf pups being brought back from 10,000 years of extinction. What’s the big deal? I bought one from Temu last month.
Dick the Elf and Hulk came up with a great way to start a Yule tide fire. What could go wrong?
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Dick the Elf and Hulk came up with a great way to start a Yule tide fire. What could go wrong?
“It puts the lotion on its skin.”
Follow Dick the Elf for more skincare tips.
Follow Dick the Elf for more skincare tips.
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
“It puts the lotion on its skin.”
Follow Dick the Elf for more skincare tips.
Follow Dick the Elf for more skincare tips.
Dick the Elf happened to catch the Cooper DeJean highlight. #FlyEaglesFly
December 5, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Dick the Elf happened to catch the Cooper DeJean highlight. #FlyEaglesFly
“Laid back… With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”
December 3, 2024 at 5:07 PM
“Laid back… With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”
Dick the Elf was warned by Hulk… Baby Jesus’ crib is off limits!
December 3, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Dick the Elf was warned by Hulk… Baby Jesus’ crib is off limits!
Dick the Elf thinks he’s funny. Hulk is furious at the sacrilege. There will be hell to pay in the coming days. Meanwhile, Snoop’s just rollin’ down the street smoking’ indo.
December 1, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Dick the Elf thinks he’s funny. Hulk is furious at the sacrilege. There will be hell to pay in the coming days. Meanwhile, Snoop’s just rollin’ down the street smoking’ indo.
We adopted an elf to join Snoop and Hulk this year. We needed to name him, so my wife sarcastically said, “Oh my God, why don’t you name him ‘Dick.’ I know you want to name him something stupid like that!”
NO TAKE BACKS.
Meet Dick. We whipped Dick out early.
NO TAKE BACKS.
Meet Dick. We whipped Dick out early.
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
We adopted an elf to join Snoop and Hulk this year. We needed to name him, so my wife sarcastically said, “Oh my God, why don’t you name him ‘Dick.’ I know you want to name him something stupid like that!”
NO TAKE BACKS.
Meet Dick. We whipped Dick out early.
NO TAKE BACKS.
Meet Dick. We whipped Dick out early.