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Psycho: Original
Halloween: Homage
Scream: Satire
Scary Movie: Parody
Halloween: Homage
Scream: Satire
Scary Movie: Parody
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Psycho: Original
Halloween: Homage
Scream: Satire
Scary Movie: Parody
Halloween: Homage
Scream: Satire
Scary Movie: Parody
To celebrate Halloween, post an iconic horror movie character
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
To celebrate Halloween, post an iconic horror movie character
"The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish... how they keep ranting on and on."
"You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in fifteen years."
"Oh, cool. Yep, nothing to worry about then."
"You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in fifteen years."
"Oh, cool. Yep, nothing to worry about then."
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish... how they keep ranting on and on."
"You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in fifteen years."
"Oh, cool. Yep, nothing to worry about then."
"You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in fifteen years."
"Oh, cool. Yep, nothing to worry about then."
It's been over 40yrs and E.T. is still one of the most believable/interesting aliens I've seen on film.
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It's been over 40yrs and E.T. is still one of the most believable/interesting aliens I've seen on film.
A back-to-back that made me think of @danharmon.bsky.social ... Monopoly Man followed by evil waiter
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A back-to-back that made me think of @danharmon.bsky.social ... Monopoly Man followed by evil waiter
Maybe if you're out on some rickety boat hunting a giant killer great white, you shouldn't stay up all night getting hammered and singing sea shanties
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Maybe if you're out on some rickety boat hunting a giant killer great white, you shouldn't stay up all night getting hammered and singing sea shanties
David Johnsson blew me away in The Long Walk.... amazing performance!!
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
David Johnsson blew me away in The Long Walk.... amazing performance!!
For the GenX or older...name a movie you watched a boatload - not because you necessarily loved it but because it was one of the few your family had on VHS when you were growing up.
Me: Toy Soldiers
Me: Toy Soldiers
September 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
For the GenX or older...name a movie you watched a boatload - not because you necessarily loved it but because it was one of the few your family had on VHS when you were growing up.
Me: Toy Soldiers
Me: Toy Soldiers
So wait....were we supposed to believe that Jason turned on the music and lights to freak out the girl before killing her on the dance floor?
#JasonTakesManhattan #EvenThoughHeDoesntMakeItToManhattanUntilLikeAnHourIntoTheMovie
#JasonTakesManhattan #EvenThoughHeDoesntMakeItToManhattanUntilLikeAnHourIntoTheMovie
August 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
So wait....were we supposed to believe that Jason turned on the music and lights to freak out the girl before killing her on the dance floor?
#JasonTakesManhattan #EvenThoughHeDoesntMakeItToManhattanUntilLikeAnHourIntoTheMovie
#JasonTakesManhattan #EvenThoughHeDoesntMakeItToManhattanUntilLikeAnHourIntoTheMovie
Mission Improbable: But Turns Out Very Possible
August 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mission Improbable: But Turns Out Very Possible
who knew that going back and watching the pilot episode of Greatest American Hero would give me so many music playlist ideas
July 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
who knew that going back and watching the pilot episode of Greatest American Hero would give me so many music playlist ideas
I realize River Phoenix was great in Stand By Me, My Own Private Idaho, Running on Empty, Mosquito Coast but him doing young Indiana Jones is just amazing. He WAS a young Indiana Jones.
July 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I realize River Phoenix was great in Stand By Me, My Own Private Idaho, Running on Empty, Mosquito Coast but him doing young Indiana Jones is just amazing. He WAS a young Indiana Jones.
First 3 Indiana Jones is prob best trilogy. 1) Perfect pulp pure fan pulp + expert film making, 2) Great continuation of pulp with dark/horror without being a rehash, 3) amazing father/son chemistry + continued pulp connective tissue + slapstick/comedy.
May change my mind tomorrow
May change my mind tomorrow
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
First 3 Indiana Jones is prob best trilogy. 1) Perfect pulp pure fan pulp + expert film making, 2) Great continuation of pulp with dark/horror without being a rehash, 3) amazing father/son chemistry + continued pulp connective tissue + slapstick/comedy.
May change my mind tomorrow
May change my mind tomorrow
If Harry Nilsson's Jump into the Fire comes on when you're driving, you can't help but check for helicopters
July 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If Harry Nilsson's Jump into the Fire comes on when you're driving, you can't help but check for helicopters
Relistening to Harmontown. It caannot be understated how impressive @thesixler.bsky.social was on this podcast. DMing can be a chore under normal circumstances. The ability to roll with the punches, improvise, and frequently be the funniest person on stage with a stage full of funny people. So good.
June 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Relistening to Harmontown. It caannot be understated how impressive @thesixler.bsky.social was on this podcast. DMing can be a chore under normal circumstances. The ability to roll with the punches, improvise, and frequently be the funniest person on stage with a stage full of funny people. So good.
Making another attempt at completing The Walking Dead but am once again hitting Peak Idiot Rick.
June 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Making another attempt at completing The Walking Dead but am once again hitting Peak Idiot Rick.
Dangerous Animals probably 2nd best shark movie behind Cruel Jaws
June 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dangerous Animals probably 2nd best shark movie behind Cruel Jaws
Ever have the instinct kick in to hold your finger down on the TV to make it play 2x?
May 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ever have the instinct kick in to hold your finger down on the TV to make it play 2x?
I've been a grown ass man for some time now but I still have Chong Li nightmares
April 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I've been a grown ass man for some time now but I still have Chong Li nightmares
Coooool Lester Smooth
April 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Coooool Lester Smooth
Rewatch: Dinner in America
This is becoming a comfort watch for me.
This is becoming a comfort watch for me.
a man and a woman are laughing together and the woman says laughs
ALT: a man and a woman are laughing together and the woman says laughs
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February 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Rewatch: Dinner in America
This is becoming a comfort watch for me.
This is becoming a comfort watch for me.
February 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Enjoyed Heart Eyes. Fun ride. Loved the romcom satire.
Hey horrorfam, what should I go see tonight? Companion or Heart Eyes???
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Enjoyed Heart Eyes. Fun ride. Loved the romcom satire.
Hey horrorfam, what should I go see tonight? Companion or Heart Eyes???
February 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey horrorfam, what should I go see tonight? Companion or Heart Eyes???