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Small Town Undertaker 🦴| Horror 😱 | Movies 🎥| Freestyle Taxidermy 🐿️| Grateful Dead 💀| Music 🎶 | Part-Time Harbinger 🔮
Psycho: Original
Halloween: Homage
Scream: Satire
Scary Movie: Parody
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
To celebrate Halloween, post an iconic horror movie character
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish... how they keep ranting on and on."

"You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in fifteen years."

"Oh, cool. Yep, nothing to worry about then."
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's been over 40yrs and E.T. is still one of the most believable/interesting aliens I've seen on film.
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
A back-to-back that made me think of @danharmon.bsky.social ... Monopoly Man followed by evil waiter
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Maybe if you're out on some rickety boat hunting a giant killer great white, you shouldn't stay up all night getting hammered and singing sea shanties
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
David Johnsson blew me away in The Long Walk.... amazing performance!!
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
For the GenX or older...name a movie you watched a boatload - not because you necessarily loved it but because it was one of the few your family had on VHS when you were growing up.

Me: Toy Soldiers
September 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So wait....were we supposed to believe that Jason turned on the music and lights to freak out the girl before killing her on the dance floor?
#JasonTakesManhattan #EvenThoughHeDoesntMakeItToManhattanUntilLikeAnHourIntoTheMovie
August 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Mission Improbable: But Turns Out Very Possible
August 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
who knew that going back and watching the pilot episode of Greatest American Hero would give me so many music playlist ideas
July 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I realize River Phoenix was great in Stand By Me, My Own Private Idaho, Running on Empty, Mosquito Coast but him doing young Indiana Jones is just amazing. He WAS a young Indiana Jones.
July 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
First 3 Indiana Jones is prob best trilogy. 1) Perfect pulp pure fan pulp + expert film making, 2) Great continuation of pulp with dark/horror without being a rehash, 3) amazing father/son chemistry + continued pulp connective tissue + slapstick/comedy.

May change my mind tomorrow
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Doesn't it seem like we should have been able to accomplish something like this by 2025? #aliens
July 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If Harry Nilsson's Jump into the Fire comes on when you're driving, you can't help but check for helicopters
July 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Relistening to Harmontown. It caannot be understated how impressive @thesixler.bsky.social was on this podcast. DMing can be a chore under normal circumstances. The ability to roll with the punches, improvise, and frequently be the funniest person on stage with a stage full of funny people. So good.
June 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Making another attempt at completing The Walking Dead but am once again hitting Peak Idiot Rick.
June 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dangerous Animals probably 2nd best shark movie behind Cruel Jaws
June 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ever have the instinct kick in to hold your finger down on the TV to make it play 2x?
May 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I've been a grown ass man for some time now but I still have Chong Li nightmares
April 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Coooool Lester Smooth
April 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Rewatch: Dinner in America

This is becoming a comfort watch for me.
a man and a woman are laughing together and the woman says laughs
ALT: a man and a woman are laughing together and the woman says laughs
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"I see the Gulf of America...as tiny as a tear"

Doesn't have the same ring

#gratefuldead #deadheads
February 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Enjoyed Heart Eyes. Fun ride. Loved the romcom satire.
Hey horrorfam, what should I go see tonight? Companion or Heart Eyes???
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hey horrorfam, what should I go see tonight? Companion or Heart Eyes???
February 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM