I think a lot of people's sincerely held beliefs are basically mental illnesses.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I think a lot of people's sincerely held beliefs are basically mental illnesses.
To the tune of "Fuck the Pain Away":
Jingle all the way.
Jingle all the way.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
To the tune of "Fuck the Pain Away":
Jingle all the way.
Jingle all the way.
Eggnog is disgusting and I love it.
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Eggnog is disgusting and I love it.
People who watch three new movies a year really like Sinners.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
People who watch three new movies a year really like Sinners.
So when does The Chair Company get funny or interesting?
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So when does The Chair Company get funny or interesting?
Watched the Gwar documentary so now I'm listening to a bunch of Gwar. One of the few metal bands to embrace how silly metal music is.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Watched the Gwar documentary so now I'm listening to a bunch of Gwar. One of the few metal bands to embrace how silly metal music is.
Die Hard is a C+ movie.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Die Hard is a C+ movie.
Pierre Menard, Author of Mo Bamba
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Pierre Menard, Author of Mo Bamba
Why is everyone watching Gummo?
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why is everyone watching Gummo?
The way people talk about movies on Twitter is so boring. Everyone just likes the movies they're supposed to like.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The way people talk about movies on Twitter is so boring. Everyone just likes the movies they're supposed to like.
If you want a movie to exist and it doesn't you could try writing it?
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you want a movie to exist and it doesn't you could try writing it?
It's very funny to see people passionately argue on these microblogging sites about niche things they are wrong about.
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's very funny to see people passionately argue on these microblogging sites about niche things they are wrong about.
Five concerts I've been to:
They Might Be Giants (Flood Show)
They Might Be Giants (Bonnaroo Set)
They Might Be Giants (Join Us Tour)
They Might Be Giants (Secret Show)
They Might Be Giants (Apollo 18 Show)
They Might Be Giants (Flood Show)
They Might Be Giants (Bonnaroo Set)
They Might Be Giants (Join Us Tour)
They Might Be Giants (Secret Show)
They Might Be Giants (Apollo 18 Show)
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Five concerts I've been to:
They Might Be Giants (Flood Show)
They Might Be Giants (Bonnaroo Set)
They Might Be Giants (Join Us Tour)
They Might Be Giants (Secret Show)
They Might Be Giants (Apollo 18 Show)
They Might Be Giants (Flood Show)
They Might Be Giants (Bonnaroo Set)
They Might Be Giants (Join Us Tour)
They Might Be Giants (Secret Show)
They Might Be Giants (Apollo 18 Show)
Glad that Thanksgiving is finally here because it means I can finally start watching Christmas horror movies. Jingle jangle or whatever.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Glad that Thanksgiving is finally here because it means I can finally start watching Christmas horror movies. Jingle jangle or whatever.
Wicked 3: The Tragedy of the Nome King
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wicked 3: The Tragedy of the Nome King
Wordle is Biden administration coded. I will not elaborate.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wordle is Biden administration coded. I will not elaborate.
Hellraiser is such a good movie. (The original not the garbage one.)
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hellraiser is such a good movie. (The original not the garbage one.)
I might come off as a hater but that's because I am.
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I might come off as a hater but that's because I am.
I wish I liked anything as much as millennials like the television program "Twin Peaks".
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I wish I liked anything as much as millennials like the television program "Twin Peaks".
I'm sorry but if you want an R-rated Ninja Turtle movie you are very stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm sorry but if you want an R-rated Ninja Turtle movie you are very stupid.
I think the thing that annoys me the most is when people think bad things happening in a movie makes the movie bad or morally reprehensible. So many people want art to be as boring as they are.
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I think the thing that annoys me the most is when people think bad things happening in a movie makes the movie bad or morally reprehensible. So many people want art to be as boring as they are.
I think I'm too old for "I Love LA".
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I think I'm too old for "I Love LA".
My absolute favorite thing a song can do is be upbeat and catchy melody-wise and have bleak/downer/sarcastic lyrics. They Might Be Giants do this all the time which is why they are my favorite band.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My absolute favorite thing a song can do is be upbeat and catchy melody-wise and have bleak/downer/sarcastic lyrics. They Might Be Giants do this all the time which is why they are my favorite band.