Didn’t he tank his reelection by (accurately) calling Schumer a “putz-head” during a speech to a bunch of rabbis? I miss that guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Didn’t he tank his reelection by (accurately) calling Schumer a “putz-head” during a speech to a bunch of rabbis? I miss that guy.
Maybe Ike grew over his two terms, but he did overthrow Arbenz in 1954 on behalf of the United Fruit Company.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Maybe Ike grew over his two terms, but he did overthrow Arbenz in 1954 on behalf of the United Fruit Company.
Hi, I’m a satellite dish in central Vermont that some idiot tried to adjust while the roof was covered in ice and he slid off past the eaves and landed on a propane tank.
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Hi, I’m a satellite dish in central Vermont that some idiot tried to adjust while the roof was covered in ice and he slid off past the eaves and landed on a propane tank.
That’s what used to be called “unfortunate-looking”.
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
That’s what used to be called “unfortunate-looking”.
The period goes outside of the parentheses, you supercilious weirdo.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The period goes outside of the parentheses, you supercilious weirdo.
The speaker of the house, whatever his name is, and his teenage son are each other’s no-fap/semen-retention sponsors.
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The speaker of the house, whatever his name is, and his teenage son are each other’s no-fap/semen-retention sponsors.
A lot of unincorporated Montgomery County ("Bethesda") had a Washington, DC 20016 mailing address until the Post Office changed the 20816 boundaries. This is back when there were weekly freight trains on the Capital Crescent Trail. Early `80s.
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A lot of unincorporated Montgomery County ("Bethesda") had a Washington, DC 20016 mailing address until the Post Office changed the 20816 boundaries. This is back when there were weekly freight trains on the Capital Crescent Trail. Early `80s.
I’m the prime minister of Greece and I died in 1996.
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m the prime minister of Greece and I died in 1996.
A Liberace-Saddam Hussein mashup.
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A Liberace-Saddam Hussein mashup.
Too subtle for me, NYP. Please just tell me what I'm meant to be furious about.
December 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Too subtle for me, NYP. Please just tell me what I'm meant to be furious about.
The DMV is hell on earth in Republican states like Texas, by design, because that's where most people register to vote and those in charge don't want to encourage that. They're open about it. Meanwhile in, e.g., Virginia or the District of Columbia, you're in and out in five minutes.
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The DMV is hell on earth in Republican states like Texas, by design, because that's where most people register to vote and those in charge don't want to encourage that. They're open about it. Meanwhile in, e.g., Virginia or the District of Columbia, you're in and out in five minutes.
So this is why Acrobat Pro disappeared from my gov't laptop this year. Amazing. I actually do need the damn thing.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So this is why Acrobat Pro disappeared from my gov't laptop this year. Amazing. I actually do need the damn thing.
They should duct-tape her to her chair and leave her there until 2026, French style
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They should duct-tape her to her chair and leave her there until 2026, French style
Ten years ago I was in a barbershop in Bethesda, Maryland, and from listening in on their mothers’ conversations I learned that three of the kids getting haircuts were named Graeme. “Oh, what a nice spelling,” one said, “we should have gone with that.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ten years ago I was in a barbershop in Bethesda, Maryland, and from listening in on their mothers’ conversations I learned that three of the kids getting haircuts were named Graeme. “Oh, what a nice spelling,” one said, “we should have gone with that.”
I don't think either of them knows what the word means. And she spelled it wrong. Used it anyway, which is what makes Bari Bari.
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don't think either of them knows what the word means. And she spelled it wrong. Used it anyway, which is what makes Bari Bari.
"we're spiking it because a lot of people already read about it in the Times and also you didn't reach out to Miller so he could lie on camera" is quite the editorial rationale.
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"we're spiking it because a lot of people already read about it in the Times and also you didn't reach out to Miller so he could lie on camera" is quite the editorial rationale.
So, what she's saying is that the story was incomplete because they didn't try to get Noem or Homan or Miller or whoever on camera to lie about everything. Also, she spelled "principals" as "principles" in the original, which... I'm sure there's a "Bari's principles" joke in there somewhere.
December 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So, what she's saying is that the story was incomplete because they didn't try to get Noem or Homan or Miller or whoever on camera to lie about everything. Also, she spelled "principals" as "principles" in the original, which... I'm sure there's a "Bari's principles" joke in there somewhere.
We should just tear it down and rebuild the Heurich brewery, which is what used to be there.
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We should just tear it down and rebuild the Heurich brewery, which is what used to be there.
Good lord you are ghastly.
December 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Good lord you are ghastly.
Giant brand cream soda for me. (The Maryland Giant, not the weird Pittsburgh one.)
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Giant brand cream soda for me. (The Maryland Giant, not the weird Pittsburgh one.)
Vox still exists?
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Vox still exists?
Underground so no pictures, but the garage for the 14th St NW TJ's in DC is so bad that I used to drive to Bethesda instead for a better parking experience. Needed to make a 7-point turn to get my tiny Impreza in or out of any space. And God help you if a car is coming from the other direction.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Underground so no pictures, but the garage for the 14th St NW TJ's in DC is so bad that I used to drive to Bethesda instead for a better parking experience. Needed to make a 7-point turn to get my tiny Impreza in or out of any space. And God help you if a car is coming from the other direction.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
DHS: If you see something, say something®
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DHS: We're sending you to a gulag
Mayor: Sees things, says things
DHS: We're sending you to a gulag
I'm a beta-release user because I'm a masochist, but for several weeks I was furious that Apple had added a step for displaying all Safari tabs. Turns out you can put your thumb on the address/search bar and swipe up to make all tabs appear. Takes some practice, but it sort of works.
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm a beta-release user because I'm a masochist, but for several weeks I was furious that Apple had added a step for displaying all Safari tabs. Turns out you can put your thumb on the address/search bar and swipe up to make all tabs appear. Takes some practice, but it sort of works.