Zapediah J. Actionsdower
@zap-actionsdower.bsky.social
I ONLY like hippopotamuses! (And hippopotamuses like me too.)
Folks back come call me…
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Folks back come call me…
GM discontinued the Buick Park Avenue after 2005.
If they hadn’t and continued to develop and evolve the model, I suspect the present day version would look like a Lucid Air.
If they hadn’t and continued to develop and evolve the model, I suspect the present day version would look like a Lucid Air.
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
GM discontinued the Buick Park Avenue after 2005.
If they hadn’t and continued to develop and evolve the model, I suspect the present day version would look like a Lucid Air.
If they hadn’t and continued to develop and evolve the model, I suspect the present day version would look like a Lucid Air.
Soup beans from scratch, cornbread from a box of Jiffy mix
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Soup beans from scratch, cornbread from a box of Jiffy mix
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
It’s wintertime in Michigan, so I’m dailying my ‘22 Civic “winter beater” to keep my old cars (relatively) rust free.
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It’s wintertime in Michigan, so I’m dailying my ‘22 Civic “winter beater” to keep my old cars (relatively) rust free.
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
Someone posted in a local Facebook group looking for someone to do snow removal.
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Someone posted in a local Facebook group looking for someone to do snow removal.
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
I would go out of my way to avoid driving on it.
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I would go out of my way to avoid driving on it.
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
It’s been snowing since Thanksgiving. I’m sick of winter and winter hasn’t even technically started yet.
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s been snowing since Thanksgiving. I’m sick of winter and winter hasn’t even technically started yet.
Went for a walk and did some #carspotting today.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Went for a walk and did some #carspotting today.
Somehow I accidentally became the guy who collects the faces of Oldsmobiles like some kind of automotive serial killer.
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Somehow I accidentally became the guy who collects the faces of Oldsmobiles like some kind of automotive serial killer.
JIMMY PESTO’S TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE, LIN!
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
JIMMY PESTO’S TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE, LIN!
It’s Election Day in America.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s Election Day in America.
Buffalo wings, ribs, and other messy foods are a conspiracy by Big Napkin.
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Buffalo wings, ribs, and other messy foods are a conspiracy by Big Napkin.
Mr. Meat Hunks was my father. Please, call me Porky.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Mr. Meat Hunks was my father. Please, call me Porky.
Every fall I visit the same cider mill, giggle at the signs on these two sheds, and take a picture of them.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Every fall I visit the same cider mill, giggle at the signs on these two sheds, and take a picture of them.
New fountain drinks at 7-11 are inspired by an encyclopedic novel by David Foster Wallace and an infamous fugitive hijacker.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
New fountain drinks at 7-11 are inspired by an encyclopedic novel by David Foster Wallace and an infamous fugitive hijacker.
We’re in the middle of a body switching movie starting these two.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We’re in the middle of a body switching movie starting these two.
@regularcars.bsky.social I don’t believe you’ve reviewed a FWD GM X body yet. I humbly offer you my ‘84 Olds Omega.
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@regularcars.bsky.social I don’t believe you’ve reviewed a FWD GM X body yet. I humbly offer you my ‘84 Olds Omega.
Screamin’ Harry Armadillo is my favorite Canadian folk singer.
August 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Screamin’ Harry Armadillo is my favorite Canadian folk singer.
T Mobile has picked the least likable celebrity spokesperson in recent memory.
August 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
T Mobile has picked the least likable celebrity spokesperson in recent memory.
Koegel’s, a local sausage concern, has this billboard advertising to northbound traffic on I-75 just north of the Michigan-Ohio state line.
I call it the Jennifer Coolidge billboard because it makes me want a hot dog real bad.
I call it the Jennifer Coolidge billboard because it makes me want a hot dog real bad.
March 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Koegel’s, a local sausage concern, has this billboard advertising to northbound traffic on I-75 just north of the Michigan-Ohio state line.
I call it the Jennifer Coolidge billboard because it makes me want a hot dog real bad.
I call it the Jennifer Coolidge billboard because it makes me want a hot dog real bad.
She also has trouble remembering Mary Steenburgen’s name, but I don’t have a joke for that.
March 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
She also has trouble remembering Mary Steenburgen’s name, but I don’t have a joke for that.
My partner confuses Leslie Jones with Leslie Jordan (The latter is short, white, male, and dead, unlike the former.)
She also often forgets Jessica Walter’s name even though my partner’s first name is Jessica, and I have an uncle named Walter who she’s met numerous times.
She also often forgets Jessica Walter’s name even though my partner’s first name is Jessica, and I have an uncle named Walter who she’s met numerous times.
March 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My partner confuses Leslie Jones with Leslie Jordan (The latter is short, white, male, and dead, unlike the former.)
She also often forgets Jessica Walter’s name even though my partner’s first name is Jessica, and I have an uncle named Walter who she’s met numerous times.
She also often forgets Jessica Walter’s name even though my partner’s first name is Jessica, and I have an uncle named Walter who she’s met numerous times.
Kevin McDonald should star in a Sue Johanson (RIP) biopic.
#kevinmcdonald
#thekidsinthehall
#suejohanson
#sundaynightsexshow
#canadiancontent
#cancon
#kevinmcdonald
#thekidsinthehall
#suejohanson
#sundaynightsexshow
#canadiancontent
#cancon
March 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Kevin McDonald should star in a Sue Johanson (RIP) biopic.
#kevinmcdonald
#thekidsinthehall
#suejohanson
#sundaynightsexshow
#canadiancontent
#cancon
#kevinmcdonald
#thekidsinthehall
#suejohanson
#sundaynightsexshow
#canadiancontent
#cancon
This cool bridge is one reason of many why I love to hang out in and around Steubenville, Ohio.
#steubenville
#weirtonwv
#ohiovalley
#infrastructure
#steubenville
#weirtonwv
#ohiovalley
#infrastructure
March 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This cool bridge is one reason of many why I love to hang out in and around Steubenville, Ohio.
#steubenville
#weirtonwv
#ohiovalley
#infrastructure
#steubenville
#weirtonwv
#ohiovalley
#infrastructure