He just watched The Rock and thought it was a documentary

Tiny toilet seats need to go!

The UN isn’t that powerful. At best they would send a strongly worded letter but even that might get vetoed in the Security Council by Russia and China

You have far too much faith that our elections won’t be rigged moving forward.

But the billionaire that launched it sucks just as much as the other space billionaire nazi, just in different ways so *shrugs, yay I guess?

Is that the Richard Gere urban legend that was popular in the 90s involving a shaved rodent?

Don’t forget them bifocals for reading menus at fancy, dimly lit restaurants

They might have also covered the usb port with a sticker so you have to use aforementioned shitty cloud service boingboing.net/2023/08/04/h...

As a viewer of your show, I need to the soles and an accidental double intro