it's not that he's a bad liar; he just doesn't think it matters. He's lying blatantly to demonstrate that, to mock the idea that he should be expected to be honest with the court

you should add an edit button and then use it on this post to delete everything after the em dash

pretty! hi!

or if u text someone and then they immediately call. like you better be saying something way too long to type or we're fighting. Even then, I prefer a voice memo, so I can just read the transcript

I thought his show was broadcast live. I guess they killed that a few years ago bc no guest wants to spend Fridays at 10 PM hanging out with Bill fucking Maher

good morning!!

so midichlorians are not stored in the balls

Happy T-day!

I've played none of these, but I loved their previous entries. I need a holiday sale

don't be hard on yourself abt it. You've identified something that is perspective-limiting and can focus on improvement in that. That's a good thing. Sounds like u let harsh standards for urself bleed out into your associations with others. Be kinder to yourself and you may find patience with others

I don't think he is working yet. I think he starts this week, probably just doing groundskeeping stuff. But still

But if there aren't transphobes in power and throughout society, who would you use to sublimate your own bigotry like you're doing now?

I support either one

turn any day into a hair-wash day

shit, maybe. It should be at least