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Zangbeef
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song lyrics, mental garbage, and thirst traps. Vancouver 🇨🇦🍁
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tonguebath 🐷
patreon.com/dramamine
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
that feeling when you wanna ask somebody something but you know it’ll be yet another no.
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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From the vault: Old Patreon Dynamic featuring this bull milkman ready to deliver a big load of creamy milk <3
August 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
intentions, not outcomes
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ok fine i guess i kind of want an air conditioner
July 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
me, i disconnect from you
July 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love the bit of heat we get but it also zaps all motivation. Currently hiding from emails on my lunch break.
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
that feeling when you haven’t busted for a week and you’re not sure whether to keep going or ruin somebody’s throat
July 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
but also like, horny pic too, it’s not all mental anguish all the time
July 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the obstacle is the way
July 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
June 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A random guy asked me to spot his bench press today. I feel officially part of the gym club now.
June 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
give me strength 😑
June 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
there is actually nothing better than the musk of a guy’s nuts on your moustache during the walk home
June 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Well I didn’t imagine being less excited for SF6 season three than I was for season two but here we are. At least we’re getting Sagat.
June 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Seen 49m ago
May 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
where’s my fuckin cuddle buddy?
May 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
the lethargy consumes me. need to summon motivation somehow. 💪🏻
May 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Commission for @rodrigojacobos.bsky.social featueing a me of an alternate universe where I look like I want to look hehe. 💖✨
April 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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My latest Patreon dynamic result. This one the 10 usd+ suggest scenarios and I pick the one with most votes (this one was a tie so I fused two) and this theme was a single page comic. If you like my content and would like to support the artist join www.patreon.com/markwulfgar #r34 #dk #mario
May 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
one of the hardest things about never being able to stick with any endeavour (due to a brain wired differently) is that people who know you can inadvertently not take your efforts seriously. From the outside you appear lazy and distracted but you could be fighting like hell to keep with it.
April 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
⛓️‍💥🐻⛓️‍💥
April 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
and when i finally came up for air, i found myself unable to breathe
April 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
all this Ghibli slop is possibly the most offensive AI I’ve seen yet.
March 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
actually if you wear cologne or fragrance at all, we’re not a match
March 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM