Zane Hagy
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Zane Hagy
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Public Relations and Marketing practitioner, true crime obsessed, horror movie lover, cat whisperer, runner, conspiracy theorist, AI hater.
What did the snail say when he sat on the turtle’s back?

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
LITTERal legend. If someone sends you a pic of you sitting in a litterbox, it must be used in a post. Is an unwritten law.
January 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Saddest song on earth to me, nice way to roll into 2025. #2025
December 31, 2024 at 11:58 AM
I choose to run in black in the street at night, guess I shouldn’t be mad if a truck hits me just once or twice.
December 28, 2024 at 1:09 PM
"Every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."
December 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
The only bright spot about this part of the year for me is knowing that Krampus will beat children with a birch stick. #krampus
December 24, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Toys for Thoth!
December 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
AI certainly took liberties with image generation of my running group this morning. But overall, it made improvements.
December 20, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Bird flu, drones, holiday music…all the signs of the apocalypse.
December 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Slow row this morning, but I got there. I love that the AI somehow knows the only thing I wear to row is my sports bra.
December 19, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Time to give everyone the opinions and direction they’ve asked for, so they can tell me I’m wrong and do whatever they want.
December 18, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Back to this running thing…. #marathontrainingtips #running #letsdothis
December 16, 2024 at 11:53 AM
When people ask what I do, from now on I will use this description. “Squish Cat squashes the garbage down with his squasher-downer.” #squasherdowner #runningintherain #marathontraining
December 11, 2024 at 11:20 AM
The obligatory I’m still too sick to run but I’m going to run anyway run.

Honestly, just dragged myself out to get a box of Christmas tree cakes from my bad influence running buddy.

#runningsick #littledebbiechristmastreecakes #christmastreecakes #irunfortreats
December 10, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Since my running partners decided to fight over the whiny bitch award, had to brave the cold alone.
November 30, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Accountability post, time for a reset. Gained almost 11 pounds in a year, but it’s never too late to fix things….you just have to do it. #accountabilitypost #weightloss #runningforweightloss #runningforhealth #morningrun #5amclub
November 29, 2024 at 11:33 AM
November 28, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Not sure why people don’t dig the new direction, I always loved the Teletubbies. #jaguar #badideajeans #teletubbies
November 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Some days I feel like I need a new hobby, some nights I don’t. #somenights #fun. #runninginthestreet #thisishowiwilldie
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 AM
We’re all mad here. #wereallmadhere
November 26, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I don’t always wear black, but when I do, I’m running in the streets in the dark. I’m smart that way. #runninginthedark #backinblack #morningrun
November 26, 2024 at 11:36 AM
It’s officially rowing season! 10 miles of pure miserable joy. #ergrowing #concept2rowerg #concept2 #concept2rower #rowing
November 25, 2024 at 12:01 PM
My week. #fatandsad
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Nothing to see here, just a cat and unicorn running the rain. #runningintherain #morningrun
November 20, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Working through that checklist. May repeat screaming into the void just to be sure I covered it properly. #runningformentalhealth
November 19, 2024 at 11:46 AM