Zamorasaurus
@zamorasaurus.lol
Artist, dog-lover, avid reader. Erm, I mean the opposite of that…tolerable? Perhaps.
I declare that Louise is the worst character in Bob’s Burgers and, at times, renders the show nearly impossible to enjoy.
#HotTakeTuesday
#HotTakeTuesday
November 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I declare that Louise is the worst character in Bob’s Burgers and, at times, renders the show nearly impossible to enjoy.
#HotTakeTuesday
#HotTakeTuesday
My toxic millennial trait is believing that every song on the Spice Girl’s debut album was an absolute banger!
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
My toxic millennial trait is believing that every song on the Spice Girl’s debut album was an absolute banger!
I hear Bluesky is open to the public now. Still, no one likes my BS.
February 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I hear Bluesky is open to the public now. Still, no one likes my BS.
“OMG that guy looks just like me!”, I thought to myself “except he has a purse”.
Then I looked down…AND I TOTALLY HAD A PURSE! 😵
Then I looked down…AND I TOTALLY HAD A PURSE! 😵
December 10, 2023 at 11:15 PM
“OMG that guy looks just like me!”, I thought to myself “except he has a purse”.
Then I looked down…AND I TOTALLY HAD A PURSE! 😵
Then I looked down…AND I TOTALLY HAD A PURSE! 😵
BREAKING: OLD PEOPLE STILL ALIVE, IN CHARGE
December 9, 2023 at 11:03 PM
BREAKING: OLD PEOPLE STILL ALIVE, IN CHARGE
Hear me out: it’s like “the purge” but only fashion crimes are forgiven!
December 6, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Hear me out: it’s like “the purge” but only fashion crimes are forgiven!
I’m kinda thinking we should change the name for Brownies? …seems racist.
Individual chocolate cake squares might fit the bill!
Individual chocolate cake squares might fit the bill!
November 16, 2023 at 7:00 PM
I’m kinda thinking we should change the name for Brownies? …seems racist.
Individual chocolate cake squares might fit the bill!
Individual chocolate cake squares might fit the bill!
Everytime the NPR Up First sponsor is Satva, I get to have a Diet Coke! 🥰
October 20, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Everytime the NPR Up First sponsor is Satva, I get to have a Diet Coke! 🥰
It’s absolutely bonkers what Justin Timberlake has gotten away with. Not even heartfelt letters from the cast of That 70s Show could convince me he’s not a total asswipe!
October 18, 2023 at 11:20 PM
It’s absolutely bonkers what Justin Timberlake has gotten away with. Not even heartfelt letters from the cast of That 70s Show could convince me he’s not a total asswipe!
Ugh I hate rubberneckers!
But also…
👀
But also…
👀
October 18, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Ugh I hate rubberneckers!
But also…
👀
But also…
👀
If you flush a stinky turd super fast, does it reduce the smell left in the bathroom?
Asking for the guy whose feet I can see under the stall who could have made better life decisions…
Asking for the guy whose feet I can see under the stall who could have made better life decisions…
October 18, 2023 at 7:06 PM
If you flush a stinky turd super fast, does it reduce the smell left in the bathroom?
Asking for the guy whose feet I can see under the stall who could have made better life decisions…
Asking for the guy whose feet I can see under the stall who could have made better life decisions…
Dear Window Seat People:
You are the worst!
Sincerely,
Aisle Seater
You are the worst!
Sincerely,
Aisle Seater
October 18, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Dear Window Seat People:
You are the worst!
Sincerely,
Aisle Seater
You are the worst!
Sincerely,
Aisle Seater
Waking up as the speaker of the house is the 2023 version of showing up to work naked in your dreams!
October 18, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Waking up as the speaker of the house is the 2023 version of showing up to work naked in your dreams!
Reposted by Zamorasaurus
As Israel’s blockade continues 84,000 pregnant women in Gaza face high risk of complications amid constant bombardment & a medical system on the brink of "actual collapse.” Intnatl Ppanned Parenthood Federation says pregnant women “are miscarrying pregnancies due to stress and shock”:
Women in Gaza Are Experiencing Miscarriages as Birth Facilities Are ‘Rapidly Dwindling’
There are 84,000 pregnant women in Gaza facing a high risk of complications amid constant bombardment and a medical system on the brink of "actual collapse.”
dlvr.it
October 18, 2023 at 12:24 AM
As Israel’s blockade continues 84,000 pregnant women in Gaza face high risk of complications amid constant bombardment & a medical system on the brink of "actual collapse.” Intnatl Ppanned Parenthood Federation says pregnant women “are miscarrying pregnancies due to stress and shock”:
When I’m elected president, my team will solve global warming. We will do this within three years by adding a lake next to all major population centers. On day one, we will get to work on repurposing “Mariana’s Trench” into “Mariana’s Splash Pad and Cantina”, bringing joy and cerveza all.
October 15, 2023 at 1:32 PM
When I’m elected president, my team will solve global warming. We will do this within three years by adding a lake next to all major population centers. On day one, we will get to work on repurposing “Mariana’s Trench” into “Mariana’s Splash Pad and Cantina”, bringing joy and cerveza all.
Just a reminder that “Karma” is an idea perpetuated by the wealthy to keep poor people from rioting. Make sure he suffers in THIS life!
October 3, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Just a reminder that “Karma” is an idea perpetuated by the wealthy to keep poor people from rioting. Make sure he suffers in THIS life!
Not much longer left in the year. It has been an amazing year for music. Shout outs to Billie Eilish (What Was I Made For) and Kylie Minogue (Padam, Padam) for a dead tie for best song of the summer! 🥰
October 2, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Not much longer left in the year. It has been an amazing year for music. Shout outs to Billie Eilish (What Was I Made For) and Kylie Minogue (Padam, Padam) for a dead tie for best song of the summer! 🥰
Is there a more irritating person in the world than Amal Clooney?
October 1, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Is there a more irritating person in the world than Amal Clooney?
Who tf was clamoring for a THIRD big fat Greek wedding ?! 🙄
September 30, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Who tf was clamoring for a THIRD big fat Greek wedding ?! 🙄
No one liked Russell Brand like…ever? Did they?
He’s the epitome of unlikeable!
He’s the epitome of unlikeable!
September 29, 2023 at 7:33 PM
No one liked Russell Brand like…ever? Did they?
He’s the epitome of unlikeable!
He’s the epitome of unlikeable!
I always walk through the grass. Fuck nature. #AConvenientTruth
September 22, 2023 at 8:41 PM
I always walk through the grass. Fuck nature. #AConvenientTruth
Remember that time Whitney sang the national anthem and it charted as a pop hit? No? You were born in 2005? Okay, anyway—I gotta go get my old person bedtime ritual started!
September 22, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Remember that time Whitney sang the national anthem and it charted as a pop hit? No? You were born in 2005? Okay, anyway—I gotta go get my old person bedtime ritual started!
“Are you okay?” He asked. “Yes”, I lied…still feeling painfully embarrassed from that time in 6th grade when we had to come up with medieval names and I thought I was clever by being called Sir Kis.
September 17, 2023 at 6:19 PM
“Are you okay?” He asked. “Yes”, I lied…still feeling painfully embarrassed from that time in 6th grade when we had to come up with medieval names and I thought I was clever by being called Sir Kis.
Every time I need a stud finder I have to buy a new one. This, despite the fact that I’m constantly identifying studs, is the chaotic energy that defines my life.
September 17, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Every time I need a stud finder I have to buy a new one. This, despite the fact that I’m constantly identifying studs, is the chaotic energy that defines my life.