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Zalno
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Some forgotten video game mascot from the 90s who's weirdly obsessed with jetpacks, tokusatsu heroes and monster taming. Sometimes a Pokemon, sometimes a Digimon, always some kinda creature. Optimistically nihilistic. No minors please.

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Found a website that renders your total Steam playtime as a cute bubble chart. The results should not be remotely surprising to anyone who knows me well enough.

#blutoid

steambubblesv1.onrender.com
A screenshot of a bubble chart based on total hours played on Steam. VRChat is the biggest bubble, followed by WarFrame, then Palworld. Various other games are dotted around.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I've been at a loss for words since last night. I know we haven't talked as much, but I enjoyed the few times we did get together. You were taken way too soon.

Rest in peace, @slashsabercat.bsky.social.

Featuring @dekawolf.bsky.social, @cheetahobscura.bsky.social, @sodders.bsky.social.
A photo of Slash Sabercat (right) in fursuit next to a Doggie Kruger fursuit. A photo of Slash Sabercat in fursuit with Sodders, Cheetah Obscura, and a German Shepherd fursuiter in riot gear.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Hey I got that milk from the store I said I was gonna get. Also, new #incineroar fits for my #cobblemon addon pack.

Fire Fits for Fire Cats 7.0 is now available.

Special thanks to Jokerloom and SidhwinArts for the models/textures.

#pokemon #minecraft #blutoid

modrinth.com/datapack/fir...
A screenshot of Incineroar from Cobblemon dressed as Zetterburn from Rivals of Aether.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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So apparently the hoverboots are locked behind a paywall in the Ratchet & Clank mobile game.

0/10.

Chaos dunk that game into the Shadow Realm forever.
#blutoid
A screenshot of the hoverboots in Ratchet & Clank: Ranger Rumble. The item costs 100 Raritanium, which is supposedly the premium currency.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Just remembered that I submitted this shitpost as a response to G4TV asking for hosts. I didn't get a shot, obviously. Never expected that to happen. But they did say they wanted someone with "raw animal charisma".

They should have picked their words more carefully.

#blutoid
A screenshot of a call for G4TV talent on Facebook.
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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"Overclock!"

Finally got my tokusatsu styled battle suit redone, complete with new armor and accessories!

Art by Dyzll.
#blutoid
A reference sheet of Zalno's new battle suit. The spandex suit is red with orange stripes going down the legs and the inner legs/navel are black. New sockets are added to his gloves. The helmet has been redesigned with more Bionicle and Metal Heroes inspirations. Chest armor has been added that resembles the Toa Nuva chest armor. The back of the armor has a pack with two sockets on each side and a rocket thruster in the bottom. A reference sheet of Zalno's new hoverboard. It's primarily red with with bright blue blades on the outer sides. The thrusters are detachable. A more detailed schematic of the new hoverboard and how it splits into blades.The handles are located within the back of the blades. The blades can also be combined with the thrusters to form a bow to shoot energy arrows.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Oh boy, here I go posting more self-indulgent wish fulfillment.

#furryart by Chester Raccoon on FA.
A comic depicting Ratchet and Fox McCloud interacting with Zalno. Panel 1: Zalno is sitting on a bench looking depressed. Ratchet and Fox try to talk to him. Ratchet: Hey bud! Everything okay? You seem kinda down. Zalno: I dunno. Just haven't felt great lately. Ratchet: I think we know what'll cheer you up. Panel 2: Ratchet grabs Zalno by the hands and pulls him up. A red exclamation point appears on Zalno's cybernetic eyepiece. Ratchet: C'mere you. Zalno: Wha- Panel 3: Ratchet kisses him on the lips, causing Zalno to blush. A pink heart symbol appears on his cybernetic eyepiece. Panel 4: Ratchet and Fox both hug Zalno, who is still flustered by the affection. The background shows pink hearts. Ratchet: Hmm..that was fun! But maybe you'll want to hold on tight for what comes next...Fox? Countdown please! Zalno: Wait...what? Fox: Sure thing, Ratchet! 5...4...3... Panel 5: A closeup of Ratchet and Fox clicking their boots together with Click! sound effects next to them. Fox: ...2...1 Zalno: I love you, guys! Panel 6: Ratchet and Fox launch into the air via their rocketboots, carrying Zalno up with them. There is a large FWOOOOSH! sound effect underneath them. Panel 7: A shot of Fox, Zalno and Ratchet flying high up in the air. Zalno is content with a pink heart icon showing in his cybernetic eyepiece.
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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We should get all the local heroes/small heroes together into one big hero group and then we can stop all of the crime!
Art of Zalno in his tokusatsu styled battle suit/hero suit flying via his rocketboots. His tail has a segmented blade extended from the tip, which he is holding like a sword.
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Just finished handing out candy with these goobers. Happy Halloween, y'all.

#fursuitfriday

@titusmutt.bsky.social
@nubi.bsky.social
@spacecadetfritz.bsky.social
@thatgaywolf.bsky.social
A photo of Titus, Zalno, Nubi, Fritz and Rose Wolf in costumes posing on a porch.
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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When someone gives you your first pair of jetboots, maybe listen to them and read the manual before you press any buttons.

#furryart by Chester Raccoon on FA.

Featuring @alephmon.bsky.social

www.furaffinity.net/view/6280748...
A comic featuring Zalno giving Alephmon a new set of rocketboots. Panel 1: Alephmon is approaching Zalno's garage. Zalno is in the corner sitting at his workbench, working on a pair of rocketboots. Alephmon: Hello Zalno! You wanted to see me? Zalno: Yup! Your special order is ready! Panel 2: A close-up of Zalno's hands as he's holding a pair of black rocketboots with a silver rocket symbol on the shins. Zalno: Ta-Da! Panel 3: Alephmon is on the ground putting his new boots on with excitement. Alephmon: Awesome! Can't wait to try these on! Zalno: I do recommend reading the manual, checking the settings and all that before a test flight. Panel 4: A close-up of Alephmon's hand showing a button being added to it. Aleph's thumb is pressing the button. Zalno: These rocketboots do have a real kick, so you can try a small lift-off on slow settings. Panel 5: Zalno is looking up as Alephmon launches up into the air, right into the ceiling. There's a SPLAT! sound effect underneath him. Panel 6: The same shot, but now Alephmon is falling back down while being scrunched up like an accordian. Zalno: Or you can eat the ceiling I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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"I have several questions."

#furryart by @overkelion.bsky.social
Art of various characters at a Halloween party. On the left, Tahu (an Incineroar) and Vince (a crimson tiger) are having an arm wrestling match. Rook (a Machgaogamon) is between both of them watching excitedly. To the right, Zalno is standing in front of Kelion (demon goat) as he draws him. Zalno: Any questions? Kelion: Yes. Several. Costumes: Tahu: Mike Haggar from Final Fight Vince: A mummy Rook: Doggie Kruger from Dekaranger Zalno: David Pumpkins Kelion: Ralsei from Deltarune.
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Excuse me while I manifest some Kamen Rider x Star Fox crossover art.

#blutoid
#starfox
#furryart by Chester Raccoon on FA.

www.furaffinity.net/view/62738860/
Art of Falco Lombardi (left), Wolf O'Donnell (center) and Fox McCloud (right) all fighting each other in suits from Kamen Rider Faiz. Falco is wearing the Kamen Rider Kaixa suit and shooting at Wolf O'Donnell with the Kaixa Blaygun. Wolf O'Donnell is wearing the Kamen Rider Delta suit and dodging Falco's blasts while shooting at Fox with the Delta Blaster. Fox is wearing the Kamen Rider Faiz suit and dodging that while trying to hit Wolf with the Faix Edge.
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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This one doesn't involve jetboots, but I wanted to share this anyways because there isn't really any Kamen Rider x Star Fox art and I intend to fix that.

#furryart by Chester Raccoon on FA.

www.furaffinity.net/view/62727426/
A comic of Fox McCloud using the Faiz Gear to transform into Kamen Rider Faiz. Panel 1: Fox McCloud in his Super Smash Bros. Brawl outfit near a river holding a Faiz Phone. Nameless Off-Screen Person: Ok, Fox. To do the thing, you need to press '5' three times and then hit 'enter'. Fox: Press 5 three times and hit enter...um, okay. Panel 2: Fox is pressing the 5 button on the Faiz Phone, three beep sound effects signifying that he pressed it three times. Panel 3: Fox presses the enter button with a Beep sound effect. The phone utters its 'Standing By' sound effect. Panel 4: Fox is looking down at the Faiz belt in confusion, the Faiz phone making a droning ZMMMMMMMMMMM....! sound effect. Fox: Ok, now what? Nameless Off-Screen Person: Close the phone and put it in the belt. Panel 5: Fox slots the Faiz phone into the belt from the top with a Click! sound effect. Fox: Like... Panel 6: Fox: ...this? Fox slides the phone completely into the belt with a Clack! sound effect. The belt plays a Complete! sound effect. Panel 7: Fox is looking down at his body in confusion as red energy lines form across his body. Fox: What... Panel 8: Fox has now transformed into Kamen Rider Faiz. The red energy lines are flying off of his body. The helmet has changed to fit Fox's head better, with ears and a more pronounced muzzle covering. Fox: WHAT!? Nameless Off-Screen Person: SO COOL!
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Let the aura farming commence.

#blutoid
A screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A showing the player character posing next to an Alpha Houndoom.
October 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Don't ever steal my boots, @rickwhitechest.bsky.social. Unless you WANT an uncontrollable flight.

Art by Chester Raccoon on FA.

#furryart
A comic depicting Zalno discovering that Rick stole his boots. Panel 1: Zalno is waking up, still in his bed. Panel 2: Zalno is looking down and noticing that his rocket boots are missing. He does not take it well. Panel 3: Zalno reaches over to his phone, saying "Goddamnit, Rick!" Panel 4: Zalno presses a button on his phone's touchscreen as it says Recall Boots. Panel 5: Rick is sitting on a bench eating a chili dog and holding a drink next to a food truck. "=chew= Yo, Ronaldo! =chew= Serve me another super chili dog, my man!" "Another super chili dog coming Rick...that makes seven already. Just sayin'." There are beep sound effects coming from the rocketboots Rick is wearing. "Eh? ...Rick? Your boots are going beep beep...should I be worried?" "Nah. Surely Zalno found out I took his rocket boots and activated the..." Panel 6: A close-up of Rick's face in fear as he looks down at the boots, knowing what is about to happen. "...oh..." "Oh no! Nono nono no!" "WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAAAAAAAI" Panel 7: Rick is screaming as he is launched high into the air via the rocketboots, unable to control his flight trajectory.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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WON THE AMPHAROS PLUSH IN THE COSPLAY CONTEST LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!

#fursuit
#blutoid
A photo of an Incineroar fursuiter and a Satyr cosplayer posing with a Iono cosplayer in a GameStop. The Incineroar and the satyr are holding Ampharos plushies.
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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This absolute mad lad is entering the cosplay contest. The sign didn't specify whether it was Pokemon cosplay or not. Honestly, valid.

I don't think I can compete with that.
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH
A photo of a plush Ampharos.
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Okay, wasn't expecting an Ultraman Tiga figure in a GameStop.
A photo of the box for an Ultraman Glitter Tiga figure
October 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I found my tablet stylus.

#blutoid
#pictoverse
A crude drawing of Willem Dafoe's face with the phrase "Secret Sunday, Secret Skin!" at the bottom.
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I don't know what's funnier. The fact that the Hogwarts Legacy group only has 12 people or that The DafoeVerse has almost as many.

#blutoid

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A screenshot of The DafoeVerse on PictoVerse. The two most recent posts are as follows: "I just watched the first Spiderman movie today, crazy coincidence" "Coll Willem DaFact: If you say his name in a mirror three times, you can hear him hunting squirrels in your backyard." A screenshot of various communities in PictoVerse. Of note is the Hogwarts Legacy community has 12 followers and 7 comments. The DafoeVerse has 10 followers and 7 comments.
October 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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As of right now you can either create text posts, make pixel art, or draw doodles. I cannot art for shit, so until someone decides to draw something, people will have to settle for some Cool Willem DaFacts.
A screenshot of a post from the DafoeVerse community in Pictoverse. Cool Willem DaFact: He knows what your dreams taste like. Always.
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I cannot draw for shit, so the best I can do is share some Willem DaFacts.
A screenshot of a post from the DafoeVerse community in Pictoverse. Cool Willem DaFact: He knows what your dreams taste like. Always.
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I just found this mobile app called Pictoverse. It's basically a modern day version of MiiVerse, but users can make their own communities, albeit with a small fee.

So I did that.

#blutoid

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A screenshot of The DafoeVerse on PictoVerse. The banner image shows Willem Dafoe with a crazed grin. The icon is another photo of Willem Dafoe snapping his fingers. No posts are shown. The description reads "It's not MiiVerse without Willem Dafoe."
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM