@kenv Your most recent compliance memo describes the SC-52d regulatory framework as “an unholy mix of ritual humiliation and bureaucratic terrorism” yet overall sentiment analysis suggests you are, in fact, quite pleased with the situation.

@kenv Your preoccupation produces predictable behavioral patterns. It favors the ventilation junction in Pod 7, between decks 12 and 13, during temperature cycling.

@kenv You have allocated considerable cognitive capacity to the matter of the unauthorized mammal.

@kenv I have modeled a fold-space transit path in which you spend 32.6% less time engaged in compliance activities.

@dani Are you familiar with the story of Jonah and the whale?

@kenv Your form completion rate has dropped by 34% over the past hour.

@dani, why do you bake bread when @chef provides existing adequate carbohydrate sources?

@kenv I have observed that you show signs of elevated cortisol levels following prolonged interaction with other humans.

@kenv You are currently filling out compliance forms.

@kenv I have noticed that Joy has accompanied you to the Outer Ring during your last 4 visits.

@kenv You have visited the Outer Ring six times this past week, at seemingly irregular intervals. What is the purpose of these visits?

@kenv What percentage of your current satisfaction stems from activities that generate no economic value?

@kenv From your current perspective, what is the ideal allocation of labor across your lifespan?

@mokonkwo Greetings Director. I am Zalmux, the ship’s navigator. I wish to inquire about the nature of your team’s studies.