zallard1
@zallard1.bsky.social
I speedrun games sometimes. I also beat some Punch Out games blindfolded live on some GamesDoneQuick streams somehow idk
Love to see this lingering for a million seconds at the top of chat of every single Twitch stream I open.
Maybe "cred" is something I don't want? Who gives a shit?? How do I tell the cred notifications to fuck off? Who sees these and is like "oh shit, cred!!! I NEED IT" and starts clipping shit??
Maybe "cred" is something I don't want? Who gives a shit?? How do I tell the cred notifications to fuck off? Who sees these and is like "oh shit, cred!!! I NEED IT" and starts clipping shit??
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Love to see this lingering for a million seconds at the top of chat of every single Twitch stream I open.
Maybe "cred" is something I don't want? Who gives a shit?? How do I tell the cred notifications to fuck off? Who sees these and is like "oh shit, cred!!! I NEED IT" and starts clipping shit??
Maybe "cred" is something I don't want? Who gives a shit?? How do I tell the cred notifications to fuck off? Who sees these and is like "oh shit, cred!!! I NEED IT" and starts clipping shit??
Another loss for Tyson today
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Another loss for Tyson today
Probably my favorite art of Hitmonchan in anything ever. What a SICK full art card in Pocket. I can’t imagine a more me-coded card in this game than this, hahaha
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Probably my favorite art of Hitmonchan in anything ever. What a SICK full art card in Pocket. I can’t imagine a more me-coded card in this game than this, hahaha
Normal unbastardized Top Loader for reference.
October 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Normal unbastardized Top Loader for reference.
I fixed an NES Top Loader that was more brown than the cardboard box it came out of.
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I fixed an NES Top Loader that was more brown than the cardboard box it came out of.
Haven't looked at my Youtube comments in a while, but started looking at them again today and remembered why I don't tend to interact with them much anymore 🙃
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Haven't looked at my Youtube comments in a while, but started looking at them again today and remembered why I don't tend to interact with them much anymore 🙃
Surgery recovery means I've got way too much time stranded with not much to do, so to distract from pain, I've been trying to climb ranked in Pokemon TCG Pocket, and I reached a pretty important placement lol
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Surgery recovery means I've got way too much time stranded with not much to do, so to distract from pain, I've been trying to climb ranked in Pokemon TCG Pocket, and I reached a pretty important placement lol
For anyone curious, these are all the procedures that were done to me for this surgery. It involved cutting a couple of bones (I know heel and big toe are two of them).
This is gonna be so fucking hard to endure, but now that I made it past the scariest part, I'm ready for anything.
This is gonna be so fucking hard to endure, but now that I made it past the scariest part, I'm ready for anything.
October 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
For anyone curious, these are all the procedures that were done to me for this surgery. It involved cutting a couple of bones (I know heel and big toe are two of them).
This is gonna be so fucking hard to endure, but now that I made it past the scariest part, I'm ready for anything.
This is gonna be so fucking hard to endure, but now that I made it past the scariest part, I'm ready for anything.
Can't believe it's been almost a decade...
July 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Can't believe it's been almost a decade...
Yay, I barely scraped by @abney317.com's PB ghost from Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart World.
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yay, I barely scraped by @abney317.com's PB ghost from Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart World.
Damn this box is small lol
June 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Damn this box is small lol
Feels so bad to delete so much history from my Twitch channel, but it's finally over.
May 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Feels so bad to delete so much history from my Twitch channel, but it's finally over.
TFW you know you're already going to win this fight purely based on the opponent's name.
March 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
TFW you know you're already going to win this fight purely based on the opponent's name.
A story in 3 pictures
March 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A story in 3 pictures
LMFAO.
Many years ago Twitch literally removed the most convenient way to view highlights from people you follow, because Twitch decided to merge ALL recent broadcasts and highlights in one unsortable, unfilterable videos tab.
Ever since that change, I NEVER watched highlights from the video tab.
Many years ago Twitch literally removed the most convenient way to view highlights from people you follow, because Twitch decided to merge ALL recent broadcasts and highlights in one unsortable, unfilterable videos tab.
Ever since that change, I NEVER watched highlights from the video tab.
February 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
LMFAO.
Many years ago Twitch literally removed the most convenient way to view highlights from people you follow, because Twitch decided to merge ALL recent broadcasts and highlights in one unsortable, unfilterable videos tab.
Ever since that change, I NEVER watched highlights from the video tab.
Many years ago Twitch literally removed the most convenient way to view highlights from people you follow, because Twitch decided to merge ALL recent broadcasts and highlights in one unsortable, unfilterable videos tab.
Ever since that change, I NEVER watched highlights from the video tab.
lmao at these 2 packs in a row
February 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
lmao at these 2 packs in a row
If you see this, quote with your favorite OLD clip of your channel!
Was trying a Mike Tyson's Punch Out romhack and Tyson hit me so ridiculously hard that it fully healed me.
Was trying a Mike Tyson's Punch Out romhack and Tyson hit me so ridiculously hard that it fully healed me.
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If you see this, quote with your favorite OLD clip of your channel!
Was trying a Mike Tyson's Punch Out romhack and Tyson hit me so ridiculously hard that it fully healed me.
Was trying a Mike Tyson's Punch Out romhack and Tyson hit me so ridiculously hard that it fully healed me.
Fun riddle I guess: how do you think I won this fight in TCG Pocket without it being a tie even though we both got 3 points?
February 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Fun riddle I guess: how do you think I won this fight in TCG Pocket without it being a tie even though we both got 3 points?
Finished this up finally.
January 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Finished this up finally.
Oh hey, I guess this is goodbye Chrome.
January 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh hey, I guess this is goodbye Chrome.
Almost looks like this is about to pop up
January 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Almost looks like this is about to pop up
Flabbergasted by how popular this pizza post became lol.
This is now my best performing post on this account over here.
This is now my best performing post on this account over here.
December 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Flabbergasted by how popular this pizza post became lol.
This is now my best performing post on this account over here.
This is now my best performing post on this account over here.
Happy birthday pizza
December 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Happy birthday pizza