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25! • Send me deer and talk about Taylor Swift • He/They
super cool how spotify’s shuffle just straight up doesn’t fucking work
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Guys that are super into cars…sorry that’s a red flag I can’t
March 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hot take but I like winter and it getting dark early
December 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Are YOU tired of being nice? Have a sip of this juice and go ape shit <3

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October 13, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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i think deer are pretty cool
October 11, 2023 at 8:10 PM
I don’t care if the gluten is free I don’t want it
August 26, 2023 at 6:51 PM
They finally let me on here. They’ll never know what hit them 😎
August 9, 2023 at 4:46 AM